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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 10:52 am 
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Which actually clearly worked, so maybe it was all planned like this all along. She's actually wearing a shock helmet underneath a hairpiece to take the boot to the head. If the gif was 5 seconds longer she stands up, whips it off and everyone bursts into applause


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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
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I would say the best schadenfreude for me comes when the people have been acting like cunts in a way most reasonable people would know comes with a high risk of pain. So out of bastard's gifs I most enjoy the aforementioned wedding fuck up, the guy breaking his fingers in the door, the guy suplexing his friend into the pool (provided he didn't actually die. Anything up to and including losing the use of both of his legs would still be funny, full on quadriplegia about balances out the stupidity, and death is sad), and the guy somersaulting over the handrail. The last one only manages to be funny because of his incredibly lucky escape.

I feel bad for the people on the poorly maintained ride and for however long it took to get them down while they were left hanging by a single cord apparently liable to breakage, and as someone who has done caving/spelunking the guy disappearing down that hole is frankly nightmare inducing. I'm only hoping there's water not too far down there, explaining why the whole group seem so blase about standing close to the edge.


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On closer inspection, the woman is obviously a bridesmaid and I guess the guy is a groomsman, doing some set up for the eventual happy couple to make a grand entrance. Hah. Dickheads.


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You could write a story on each. At least 3 of them made me audibly gasp. What isn't in question is Bastard's fine return to form.

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I would say the best schadenfreude for me comes when the people have been acting like cunts in a way most reasonable people would know comes with a high risk of pain. So out of bastard's gifs I most enjoy the aforementioned wedding fuck up, the guy breaking his fingers in the door, the guy suplexing his friend into the pool (provided he didn't actually die. Anything up to and including losing the use of both of his legs would still be funny, full on quadriplegia about balances out the stupidity, and death is sad), and the guy somersaulting over the handrail. The last one only manages to be funny because of his incredibly lucky escape.

I feel bad for the people on the poorly maintained ride and for however long it took to get them down while they were left hanging by a single cord apparently liable to breakage, and as someone who has done caving/spelunking the guy disappearing down that hole is frankly nightmare inducing. I'm only hoping there's water not too far down there, explaining why the whole group seem so blase about standing close to the edge.


Here's the slightly less frightening version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTUtAFCeafM


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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 5:08 pm 
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I prefer the first one.


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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
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Here's the slightly less frightening version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTUtAFCeafM

It's difficult being this right all the time.


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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
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That's one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.


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It does have some pretty exquisite timing.

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It does have some pretty exquisite timing.

Thats pythonesq ..great find.. :TopHat2

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Just needs the "wah wah waaaaaaw" soundtrack really.

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It does have some pretty exquisite timing.

The sign collapsing at the end really brings the whole package together


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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
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Bastard wrote:
It does have some pretty exquisite timing.

The sign collapsing at the end really brings the whole package together

And hopefully resulted in serious injury having just avoided some


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I thought the left foot or shoe coming up after he hit the ground was great comedy.

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It's good. I can't help wishing it was a slightly overweight 35 year old woman attempting some sexy dancing before spotting the car though.


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Pretty much every gif in this thread has an element of stupidity about it, but I think this one is probably the most fuck-witted of them all. What did he think would happen?

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Way to far away......lmfao.
Another gem sir.. :clap:

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