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Which actually clearly worked, so maybe it was all planned like this all along. She's actually wearing a shock helmet underneath a hairpiece to take the boot to the head. If the gif was 5 seconds longer she stands up, whips it off and everyone bursts into applause

I would say the best schadenfreude for me comes when the people have been acting like cunts in a way most reasonable people would know comes with a high risk of pain. So out of bastard's gifs I most enjoy the aforementioned wedding fuck up, the guy breaking his fingers in the door, the guy suplexing his friend into the pool (provided he didn't actually die. Anything up to and including losing the use of both of his legs would still be funny, full on quadriplegia about balances out the stupidity, and death is sad), and the guy somersaulting over the handrail. The last one only manages to be funny because of his incredibly lucky escape.

I feel bad for the people on the poorly maintained ride and for however long it took to get them down while they were left hanging by a single cord apparently liable to breakage, and as someone who has done caving/spelunking the guy disappearing down that hole is frankly nightmare inducing. I'm only hoping there's water not too far down there, explaining why the whole group seem so blase about standing close to the edge.

On closer inspection, the woman is obviously a bridesmaid and I guess the guy is a groomsman, doing some set up for the eventual happy couple to make a grand entrance. Hah. Dickheads.

You could write a story on each. At least 3 of them made me audibly gasp. What isn't in question is Bastard's fine return to form.

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KYPU

Here's the slightly less frightening version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTUtAFCeafM

I prefer the first one.

It's difficult being this right all the time.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

That's one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

It does have some pretty exquisite timing.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

Thats pythonesq ..great find..

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Just needs the "wah wah waaaaaaw" soundtrack really.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

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The sign collapsing at the end really brings the whole package together

And hopefully resulted in serious injury having just avoided some

I thought the left foot or shoe coming up after he hit the ground was great comedy.

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KYPU

It's good. I can't help wishing it was a slightly overweight 35 year old woman attempting some sexy dancing before spotting the car though.

Pretty much every gif in this thread has an element of stupidity about it, but I think this one is probably the most fuck-witted of them all. What did he think would happen?

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

Way to far away......lmfao.
Another gem sir..

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