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I don't like tennis and I don't like foreigners winning our championships.

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The Senior Member

Bert he can fuck off. He's an insipid, bitter, charmless definition of the anti-athlete. 6'2" streak of haggis poo. With a shocking hair cut. Cunt.

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KYPU

Get off the fence Danny, say what you really mean.

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The Senior Member

Studs can fuck off. He's a feckless, flaccid, fingerbanger. Stupid crim twat-canoe.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

Lol. Bitter? In what sense?
Charmless? Beg to differ.
Anti-athlete? What the fuck does that even mean?

He's Scottish. They're inherently bitter

He's got no charm whatsoever

I'll give you anti-athlete as he is ripped. Pasty but ripped

See? Me and Nodds are tight. *fives*

He aint ripped. He is 80kgs of Scottish poof.

As for bitter, Andy Murray quotes;

I'll be supporting anyone but England.
Murray sarcastically responding to Tim Henman and columnist Des Kelly who teased Murray about Scotland's absence from the 2006 World Cup.

I'm not allowed to make a joke. It is a bit unfair how I'm treated. I thought it was a joke. I got calls and messages. I would rather not to have to worry about things like that. It is disappointing.Explaining his "played like women" comment to the media.

Better not say anything about that because if I do, I know I'm gonna get slighted. I'm really disappointed there's not more English people in it (laughter).
At the US Open talking about three Scottish players being named for the British Davis Cup team.

We Scots have a fierce pride in the things we do that others can never appreciate. I am the British No. 1, but I would prefer to be the British No. 1 from Scotland every time.
Speaking with The Times.

As I was walking off the court, the models were waiting to go on for Ferrero's match. It's a little disappointing. Maybe I'm concentrating better in my matches than I would have later on. Tomorrow I think I'm playing on the outside court, so I'm not going to have them again. I think if I win my next one, there's a good chance that I'll be on the court with them.
On the model ball girls in ATP Madrid.

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KYPU

WAR murray....

I got the england joke...id say the same about scotland..
I think hes a quality player, he is all over the court, has good power but a lot of skill and finesse..

Ive always been a fan of him, partly if everybody dislikes him, ill probs go against the grain..

You see i don't like fed that much..sure he is great one of the best ever..i just don't like his face..

Im really pleased for murray, for him..for his graft and single mindedness to improve himself and his game to hang with the best..

For what its worth del potro was my hero of the tournie..his match with djok was fucking superb..

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I Belong To City
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BJWB.1920-31/12/2010.

he's scottish. a lot of them hate being described as british because being british is basically equated to being attached to london. fair fucks to him tbh. he's also less of a whingy twat than he used to be, but then he was a child prodigy so that was always on the cards. like him more these days.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

talk back radio tonight talking about Murray, a caller called in and listed all his traits and then said 'He shows signs of autism, he may be mildly afflicted.'

me thinks she may be right.

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KYPU

And what if he is?

The "he hates England" thing is unbelievable tbh. One journo teased him about Scotland not being in the World Cup, he makes a mildly amusing joke back and has been painted ever since as hating England and everything about it. That rumour grew to people believing that he actually turned up to a press conference in a Paraguay shirt. I was one of the dicks who fell for that too, until I realised it was too fucking stupid.

I don't really care if anybody hates him - it makes them funny to laugh at when they get irate about him winning. But it does bug me when people claim to dislike him for things that are clearly bullshit.

Come round again.

Or as i like to call it............she's quite fit, what's her name?

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Keep Calm and follow Jesus Navas

Depressing time to be a sports fan.

World Cup

Test match

Wimbledon

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The Senior Member

Hey Bert. You forgot Tour de France...

Probably wouldn't get away with saying shit like this about 17 year olds these days.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

I realise now that I may ned to do a digital scrub of DS profile on here should I get in to politics.

For the record, she was 21 at the time. I don't think that makes it any better.

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KYPU

Definitely makes it funnier. “In my defence I thought she was much younger than she was”.