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awwww

wanted BiE's version.

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With one of these on the end

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Blue_in_Exile wrote:
Glow in the dark 14 inch knobly double-enders: same thing isn't it?


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some of those fuckers look well knobbly... but mace windu's looks most dong like.

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Someone should make some special edition dildos based on classic lightsaber handles. Then put glow on the dark penis extensions on them.

I'd lol.

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Biography of thread:

*starts out poor*

*improves*

*lightsabers and dildos*

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Someone should make some special edition dildos based on classic lightsaber handles. Then put glow on the dark penis extensions on them.

I'd lol.


You'd lol? I'd purchase.

There are only three Star Wars films ftr. George Lucas the sell out fucking cock was so bad off financially he had to make the following three higher than the most fairy floss G rating films possible. I don't recognise these as SW films.

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Looks to be based on Qui-Gon Jinn's lightsaber handle, but with a Darth Vader 'saber' on it.

Continuity fail.

EDIT: If picture doesn't show, just type 'lightsaber dildo' into google, it's there.


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There was an 80s film which involved glow in the dark condoms. I think it was made by Blake Edwards (Pink Panther etc) but I cannot remember the title.

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Someone should make some special edition dildos based on classic lightsaber handles. Then put glow on the dark penis extensions on them.

I'd lol.

sadly lucas has probably refused many many requests to use light sabres as lightdongs.
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You'd lol? I'd purchase.

There are only three Star Wars films ftr. George Lucas the sell out fucking cock was so bad off financially he had to make the following three higher than the most fairy floss G rating films possible. I don't recognise these as SW films.


ditto.

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DarloBlue wrote:
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Looks to be based on Qui-Gon Jinn's lightsaber handle, but with a Darth Vader 'saber' on it.

Continuity fail.

EDIT: If picture doesn't show, just type 'lightsaber dildo' into google, it's there.


Here we are, I just knew that someone would have done one:

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I take it you've all seen that sparkly Twilight dildo that you can refrigerate to get the authentic vampire cock feeling


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I own three of those

Well, 4, the Darth Maul one splits in two


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Mods are shit.

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Mods are shit.


Some mods are.

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I take it you've all seen that sparkly Twilight dildo that you can refrigerate to get the authentic vampire cock feeling


You obssess about that a bit too much

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You obssess about that a bit too much


Because he loves Twilight.

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NoddytheAdlingtonBlue wrote:
You obssess about that a bit too much


it's actually because I want to own one and use it


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Surely any dildo can be placed in the firdge/freezer?

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