see what I did there?
I reckon so, he looks like my girlfriends mate and he's as bent as a nine bob note. Funny as fuck though.
Zlatan: Definitely Not Gay
Attention-hungry footballers are more than happy to front campaigns against racism and poverty or ponce about being UNICEF ambassadors. But ask them to lift a little finger to stamp out homophobia and they revert to being eight years old by running off in case anyone should think that they are...you know...'one of them'.
Not a single player in the Premier League would support an anti-homophobia campaign in England and it looks like being the same situation in la Liga judging by the reaction of a certain Swedish footballer plying his trade at Barcelona to a jokey suggestion that he may bat for the other side.
Last week, a photograph (just Google 'Pique Zlatan photo') was snapped of Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Gerard Piqué having a touching moment in what appears to be a car park. And when confronted by a TV reporter from a Spanish gossip show, a footballer not exactly known for his sense of humour reacted in somewhat predictable fashion to a question of whether he had anything to share with the wider world.
"Bring your sister," is by far Mediawatch's own personal highlight.