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Sept 2003: Allegedly bedded 18-year-old model Rebecca Ryan while in the England team hotel in Manchester for a Euro 2004 qualifier.


He better hope that she was a different Rebecca Ryan and not the one from Shameless because in 2003 she was 12 years old.

Perhaps she only said she was 18. Paedo alert.


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John Terry and his 'babes'


Nov 1999: Five-month affair with blonde promotions model Jayne Connery, 42.

Mar 2002: Glamour girl Nicola Ulian, 27, was seen sneaking into Terry's hotel when Chelsea played Liverpool during their five-month affair.

Sept 2003: Allegedly bedded 18-year-old model Rebecca Ryan while in the England team hotel in Manchester for a Euro 2004 qualifier

Jan 2004: Spotted kissing topless model Linsey Dawn Mckenzie.

May 2004: Former porn star Karina Clarke, 29, claimed Terry had whisked her away for steamy sessions while model Emma Kearney, 31, said sex was "wild and a little rough" with the Chelsea star.

Nov 2004: Started six-month fling with glamour model Lauren Pope.

April 2005: Lianne Johnson, 21, claimed she had sex with Terry in a nightclub toilet even though she had a broken leg and was on crutches.

Sept 2005: Two-month affair with Shalimar Wimble, 36. Terry used Wayne Bridge's house for their trysts.

Nov 2005: 17-year-old Jenny Barker said she performed a sex act on Terry in his £100,000 Bentley.

Jan 2006: Glamour model Alicia Douvall claimed they had sex several times while Toni was pregnant.

Sept 2009: Started affair with Bridge's former partner Vanessa Perroncel.

Dec 2009: Terry met tabloid journalist Katie Hind in a nightclub and bombarded her with explicit sexual text messages, which she ignored.



Bloody ell.....what a lethario....strange for such an ugly git..
He is pretty damn low....his wife is a bit of all right to be honest....
I hope she bins him and rapes him for every penny...

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You'd lose a little bit of sympathy for Bridge if it's true he lent Terry his pad for some of his adulterous liasons in the past...


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Toni Terry moving to Dubai is a crafty trick.

JT is flying over there to "save his marriage". Given his reputation for chasing totty, he's bound to make a move on an air hostess on the way over. Upon landing, he'll lure the air hostess to the nearest toilet. As he is starting to get jiggy, the local Islamic bobbies will kick down the door and arrest him for committing adultary.

After a brief trial, where he doesn't understand what the fuck is going on, he'll be led away to a large open area where he'll be stoned to death by a large baying crowd.

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[quote="slart"]Toni Terry moving to Dubai is a crafty trick.

JT is flying over there to "save his marriage". Given his reputation for chasing totty, he's bound to make a move on an air hostess on the way over. Upon landing, he'll lure the air hostess to the nearest toilet. As he is starting to get jiggy, the local Islamic bobbies will kick down the door and arrest him for committing adultary.

And then this is more likely to happen

After a brief trial, Fabio Capello will fly to dubai, where he will visit John Terry in jail, he will go to his knees and perform fellatio on John Terry and will plead for his release on the grounds of several tabloid newspapers risking going out of business and putting thousands out of their jobs. Terry will return to England a hero, he will be invited to Buckingham Palace to recieve his knighthood, whilst there he will give the Queen a quick felch before taking Princess Eugenie and Beatrice from behind in the drawing room of the Palace, thus impregnating them, he will then force them to have an abortion and move them into the basement of his house where he will invite Ashley Snidey COle around to have his wicked way with them, Rio Ferdinand will turn up and use the footage as part of his Rio Ferdinands (as hilarious as aids) World Cup Pranks 2 series...he will lift the world cup and eventually die of nob rot, a day of mourning will be declared and stamford bridge re named John Terry Stadium

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Bloody ell.....what a lethario....strange for such an ugly git..
He is pretty damn low....his wife is a bit of all right to be honest....
I hope she bins him and rapes him for every penny...

money and fame. simple as.
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Toni Terry moving to Dubai is a crafty trick.

JT is flying over there to "save his marriage". Given his reputation for chasing totty, he's bound to make a move on an air hostess on the way over. Upon landing, he'll lure the air hostess to the nearest toilet. As he is starting to get jiggy, the local Islamic bobbies will kick down the door and arrest him for committing adultary.

After a brief trial, where he doesn't understand what the fuck is going on, he'll be led away to a large open area where he'll be stoned to death by a large baying crowd.

if there is a god, or allah, or some other noodly appendaged deity or just basic universal justice, then this will happen.

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You'd lose a little bit of sympathy for Bridge if it's true he lent Terry his pad for some of his adulterous liasons in the past...


I quite like the ironing of it. Terry is still a twat, though.

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Bloody ell.....what a lethario....strange for such an ugly git..
He is pretty damn low....his wife is a bit of all right to be honest....
I hope she bins him and rapes him for every penny...


Most of them of orange coloured siliconed slappers. A good match for him.

He's a fucking scumbag but he is rich and famous and obviously that means a lot to these scrubbers.

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I quite like the ironing of it. Terry is still a twat, though.


I suppose Bridge letting Terry use his pad for sessions with his latest slapper is part of the Prem Footy Players code of honour.

I don't have any sympathy for Bridge. I mean, hadn't he finished up with his chick before Terry made his move? Bridge still claiming dominion over the French chick strikes me as a terratorial pissing.

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I suppose Bridge letting Terry use his pad for sessions with his latest slapper is part of the Prem Footy Players code of honour.

I don't have any sympathy for Bridge. I mean, hadn't he finished up with his chick before Terry made his move? Bridge still claiming dominion over the French chick strikes me as a terratorial pissing.


Mother of his child (it's also against the bro code). It's understandable why he'd be aggrieved.

If he does retire from international football, at least we should get the post-international-retirement look-at-what-your-missing blistering run of form a la Ireland and Carragher.


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so slightly less shit performances then?

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so slightly less shit performances then?


Precisely.


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Lothario is the correct word.
A girl's mother once called me that

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Lothario is the correct word.
A girl's mother once called me that


Was it do with the daughter, the mother or both?

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[quote="slart"]Was it do with the daughter, the mother or both?[/QUOTE]

Well worked out Slart. I called at the house to see the daughter whom I had been seeing for atime.
She wasn't in, but her mother was and a short time later so was I

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Anyway, let's review. She didn't have sex with five Chelsea dudes. "A source close to her"? Yeah, that's clearly bullshit. Maybe she urinated on a policeman and looted dead bodies as well. Newspapers need to keep feeding this story or it'll just die off. Nobody actually gives half a shit where ugly footballers shove their disease-ridden genitals. It's purely gossip and drama and rubbernecking, like Hollyoaks, but without a fat ginger one.

You have to sell newspapers, which means you have to print eight different stories about her suck a dick, and then pay her money to talk about suck a dick, and then moralise about John Terry, and then print a picture of a topless 16-year-old, and then moralise about John Terry some more, and then do some coke, and then say that John Terry should stand down as an example to the kids. Then play up how very, very angry Wayne Bridge is, having come out with such stinging rebukes as "this is a very private matter" and "the most important thing here is looking after my son". This means you can book them in a cage match at Summerslam.

The most effective thing any news media does is to generate its own fucking stories and then to report on the fallout from those self-same stories. It's the exact opposite of real news.


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Well worked out Slart. I called at the house to see the daughter whom I had been seeing for atime.
She wasn't in, but her mother was and a short time later so was I


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The most effective thing any news media does is to generate its own fucking stories and then to report on the fallout from those self-same stories. It's the exact opposite of real news.


If you had a choice between reading two Newspaper stories and one was:

Commons hospitality list revealed (taken from the BBC News site)

and the other was:

Premiership Star Beats 14 Year Old Hooker In Cocaine Fueled Rage - Exclusive!

which one would you read?

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your saying its nothing to do with football.

bollocks.

Capello picks Wayne Bridge for the WC squad,he says 'no way will i play while that twat is playin" and that is nothing to do with football .

fuckin hell.


You need to read back through my posts i think.

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you should chill out more mate,get a decent job,find a girlfriend ,have a wank every now and then,stay away from forums for a while,go on holiday,get pissed.

come back refreshed,start all over again,you will thank me for this advise one day,you will trust me


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