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Author:  Squidge [ Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:52 pm ]
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Gallagheresque wrote:
do you know when players get red cards rescinded. EG Beye and Terry coz the ref made a howler, Boro had a perfectly good goal disallowed, why if you can appeal against red cards which can change a match can you not give a goal which was perfectly legal after the match has finished???


Because sir, that would be ridiculous.
Author:  TiD [ Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:54 pm ]
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Squidge wrote:
Because sir, that would be ridiculous.


Veni, Vidi, Vici.
Author:  Squidge [ Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:59 pm ]
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TiD wrote:
Veni, Vidi, Vici.


Way over my head TiDley
Author:  TiD [ Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:02 pm ]
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Squidge wrote:
Way over my head TiDley


I came, I saw, I conquered (concurred). Get it?

Tell your Mum she best have you in bed by eight as I got that stuff she wanted from the Ann Summers shop. You'd best pop those ear plugs in tonight son.
Author:  Squidge [ Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:19 pm ]
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Is this what you have become? Is this supposed to bother me? I'm calm now TiDger. Calm like a calm thing.
Author:  gibbonicus_andronicus [ Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:23 pm ]
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Gallagheresque wrote:
do you know when players get red cards rescinded. EG Beye and Terry coz the ref made a howler, Boro had a perfectly good goal disallowed, why if you can appeal against red cards which can change a match can you not give a goal which was perfectly legal after the match has finished???


it is an appeal against the ban that follows a red card. they don't go back in time and put the 11th man back on the pitch do they?
edit, your mom, is this the level we have resorted to? oh , hang on, no we were there already weren't we, nevermind, carry on.
Author:  Squidge [ Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:27 pm ]
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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
it is an appeal against the ban that follows a red card. they don't go back in time and put the 11th man back on the pitch do they?


Played. Much better than what i said.
Author:  Squidge [ Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:28 pm ]
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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
it is an appeal against the ban that follows a red card. they don't go back in time and put the 11th man back on the pitch do they?
edit, your mom, is this the level we have resorted to? oh , hang on, no we were there already weren't we, nevermind, carry on.


He used to work with my mum. This is why he does it. Really it's some kind of transference. He wants to fuck me, so he says things about my family.
Author:  gibbonicus_andronicus [ Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:28 pm ]
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and you know why they don't do that? because the previously sent off player might step on a butterfly and cause the end of the world that's why.
Author:  gibbonicus_andronicus [ Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:30 pm ]
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Squidge wrote:
He used to work with my mum. This is why he does it. Really it's some kind of transference. He wants to fuck me, so he says things about my family.


ahhh got ya.
he wants you but he's not comfortable with his urges, so he says it's your mum he wants.
Author:  Cloudy O'Rabia [ Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:31 pm ]
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Squidge wrote:
He used to [color="Red"]work[/color] with my mum. This is why he does it. Really it's some kind of transference. He wants to fuck me, so he says things about my family.


Tid? I'm genuinely shocked by this revelation. :eek:
Author:  gibbonicus_andronicus [ Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:32 pm ]
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good point. is your mum some kind of substance abuse worker, did she meet TiD when he came into the day centre?
Author:  TiD [ Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:34 pm ]
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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
ahhh got ya.
he wants you but he's not comfortable with his urges, so he says it's your mum he wants.


Fuck off! His momma is a bona fide MILF! Like anyone would want Milky and his shooting glasses. Squidge is, literally, beyond the pale.
Author:  Squidge [ Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:36 pm ]
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TiD wrote:
Fuck off! His momma is a bona fide MILF! Like anyone would want Milky and his shooting glasses. Squidge is, literally, beyond the pale.


It's true. I'm see through. Sometimes i look in the mirror and there's nobody there.

Well, apart from TiD. Behind where my reflection should be. I can handle that. It's the panting that's weird.
Author:  gibbonicus_andronicus [ Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:38 pm ]
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but if he has glasses on then it means it won't make his eyes go all stingy and red when you spiderman him.
you can save that for when you ruin him for other men.
Author:  gibbonicus_andronicus [ Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:38 pm ]
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Squidge wrote:
It's true. I'm see through. Sometimes i look in the mirror and there's nobody there.

Well, apart from TiD. Behind where my reflection should be. I can handle that. It's the panting that's weird.


and the slightly strained expression
Author:  Squidge [ Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:39 pm ]
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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
but if he has glasses on then it means it won't make his eyes go all stingy and red when you spiderman him.
you can save that for when you ruin him for other men.


I don't wear glasses though. This was a one time thing, they were pimped up super glasses. For protecting my eyes whilst clay pigeon shooting. Your idea is better though. Wish i'd kept them.
Author:  gibbonicus_andronicus [ Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:50 pm ]
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ah - shooting glasses, but shooting with rifles kind of shooting.
Author:  jbuk [ Sat Oct 25, 2008 8:47 pm ]
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Special mention for phil neville can be a legend (just for today) for his tackle on ronaldo anyone see it ive just seen it on skysports
Author:  Micahrichardsatemybaby [ Sat Oct 25, 2008 10:08 pm ]
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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
disappoint us horribly?


Yes. This is what he'd do. He's Benni 2
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