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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2016 10:31 am 
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Can't wait for Bony to start on Sunday for his final City appearence after picking up Citys player of the season award :8ball:

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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
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Spurs Manager Pinocchio has signed a new deal up till 2021

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Roberto Martinez sacked

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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
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Can't wait for Bony to start on Sunday for his final City appearence after picking up Citys player of the season award :8ball:


Just seeing his name annoys me :mad:


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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
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Roberto Martinez sacked


I still believe martinez will make a good manager, he's young he's learning, he'll be back.

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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
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Parts of Old Trafford evacuated prior to game, unsure of reason at the moment.


code red announced.

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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
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Parts of Old Trafford evacuated prior to game, unsure of reason at the moment.


code red announced.

fucking provies are starting shit again..maybe that..

otherwise its the smell...they all stink.

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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2016 2:08 pm 
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U*d match abandoned

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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
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U*d match abandoned


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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2016 2:22 pm 
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what the fuck?!

seems it is a pasckage found..jesus.

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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2016 2:34 pm 
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Don't worry the league will make all today's games null and void and everyone will have to play them again so Utd can have a fair chance.

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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
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barcodes 2 up against spuds.... :rolleyes:

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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2016 3:37 pm 
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kippax_in_my_blood wrote:
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Parts of Old Trafford evacuated prior to game, unsure of reason at the moment.


code red announced.

fucking provies are starting shit again..maybe that..

otherwise its the smell...they all stink.


Decent shout, more likely to be the new ira I reckon, can't see any reason why the swamp would be a target for Islamists. They raised the alert for dissident threat on the mainland last week and they've always been partial to Manc.


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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2016 3:45 pm 
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kippax_in_my_blood wrote:
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Parts of Old Trafford evacuated prior to game, unsure of reason at the moment.


code red announced.

fucking provies are starting shit again..maybe that..

otherwise its the smell...they all stink.


Decent shout, more likely to be the new ira I reckon, can't see any reason why the swamp would be a target for Islamists. They raised the alert for dissident threat on the mainland last week and they've always been partial to Manc.

yep, biggest mainland bom they ever set off, all for us mancs.
Must have a few quid from all the dicks in the states that think they are paddys.

lol 5-1 to the barcodes with 10 men..fucking spuds. :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
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Lifelike but non-viable...

Hilarity at st james' park. Fuck you spuds!

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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
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And it was apparently so lifelike because it was a teaining device left behind by a private security company doing training exercises for bomb dogs. Fucking hilarious.

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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2016 9:58 pm 
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Just watching motd
Goal of the season...not a single one makes the grade for us..
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And it was apparently so lifelike because it was a teaining device left behind by a private security company doing training exercises for bomb dogs. Fucking hilarious.

Mate when I read your post I thought you were taking the piss..
But fucking lol..

That has to be the most embarrassing and expensive fuck up in the history of u*d.

Oh my thanks for the lolz... :approve:

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kippax_in_my_blood wrote:
gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
And it was apparently so lifelike because it was a teaining device left behind by a private security company doing training exercises for bomb dogs. Fucking hilarious.

Mate when I read your post I thought you were taking the piss..
But fucking lol..

That has to be the most embarrassing and expensive fuck up in the history of u*d.

Oh my thanks for the lolz... :approve:


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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2016 10:55 am 
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There are but a few highlights from this season;

- we did actually win a cup.
- Spurs got beaten by Arsenal. Again. :D
- united have countlessly embarrassed themselves, not least by their security on sunday. As if in the most calculating and insulting way someone has conspired to extend their misery and make them play out a meaningless match when the league is 4 days finished. And Palace win the Cup.
- Bastard, know for his tactical genius in Fantasy Football has the following stats to be proud of: finshed the bottom 25th percentile overall, finished 5/8 in the City league, 5/5 in some other league (beaten by SEC), failed to qualify for the cup. I could go on. I reckon sticking with Kieran Gibbs 8 weeks running wasn't his finest move. :lol:

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