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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2016 11:30 am 
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- Bastard, know for his tactical genius in Fantasy Football has the following stats to be proud of: finshed the bottom 25th percentile overall, finished 5/8 in the City league, 5/5 in some other league (beaten by SEC), failed to qualify for the cup. I could go on. I reckon sticking with Kieran Gibbs 8 weeks running wasn't his finest move. :lol:



Haven't made a single transfer all season. :cool: Still beat three mugs off here. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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There are but a few highlights from this season;

- we did actually win a cup.
- Spurs got beaten by Arsenal. Again. :D
- united have countlessly embarrassed themselves, not least by their security on sunday. As if in the most calculating and insulting way someone has conspired to extend their misery and make them play out a meaningless match when the league is 4 days finished. And Palace win the Cup.
- Bastard, know for his tactical genius in Fantasy Football has the following stats to be proud of: finshed the bottom 25th percentile overall, finished 5/8 in the City league, 5/5 in some other league (beaten by SEC), failed to qualify for the cup. I could go on. I reckon sticking with Kieran Gibbs 8 weeks running wasn't his finest move. :lol:

All very good points. Was happier than i should be watching the wheels come of spuds at the end.

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 Post subject: Premier league today
PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2016 10:14 pm 
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Danny's Studs wrote:
- Bastard, know for his tactical genius in Fantasy Football has the following stats to be proud of: finshed the bottom 25th percentile overall, finished 5/8 in the City league, 5/5 in some other league (beaten by SEC), failed to qualify for the cup. I could go on. I reckon sticking with Kieran Gibbs 8 weeks running wasn't his finest move. :lol:



Haven't made a single transfer all season. :cool: Still beat three mugs off here. :lol: :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
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There are but a few highlights from this season;

- we did actually win a cup.
- Spurs got beaten by Arsenal. Again. :D
- united have countlessly embarrassed themselves, not least by their security on sunday. As if in the most calculating and insulting way someone has conspired to extend their misery and make them play out a meaningless match when the league is 4 days finished. And Palace win the Cup.
- Bastard, know for his tactical genius in Fantasy Football has the following stats to be proud of: finshed the bottom 25th percentile overall, finished 5/8 in the City league, 5/5 in some other league (beaten by SEC), failed to qualify for the cup. I could go on. I reckon sticking with Kieran Gibbs 8 weeks running wasn't his finest move. :lol:

That was the "No Mick Munich Cunts" league :mad:

What's this other shit with eight people in it? I'd probably have won that one too :approve:


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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
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Zlatan announicing he is joining U*d.

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Andros Townsend has signed for Palace.

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David Moyes named new Sunderland manager

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Steven Defour has signed a 3-year contract with Burnley and will wear the number 16 shirt


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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
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Spurs Liverpool drew 1-1


Chelsea 3 Burnley 0
Arsenal 3 Watford 1
Bournemouth 1 Palace 1, with cabaye missing a pen for Palace
Leicester 2 Swansea 1 (Mahrez missing a pen)
Everton 1 Stoke 0
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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
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West ham have signed Simone Zaza on loan from Juve.

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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
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Middlesbrough got Chambers on loan from Arsenal, Wilshire meant to be going on loan somewhere, Arse signed 2 people and Chelsea are getting Luiz back.

quite a bit may happen tomorrow.

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Manchester United news: Players told it is 'not cost effective' to swap shirts after games

The club is worth £2bn but players have allegedly been encouraged not to swap shirts after matches in a bid to save money

Manchester United’s players have reportedly been encouraged not to swap shirts after matches in a bid to save money.

Although United have made Paul Pogba and Zlatan Ibrahimovic two of the highest paid players in the league, paying them £290,000 and £260,000 per week respectively, the club’s stars have been told it is “not cost effective” to give away shirts.

According to reports, the players have all been issued with the same shirt ration – two with short sleeves and two with long sleeves.

Handing them out to fans at the end of games is also allegedly frowned upon.

A source from United told The Sun: “They are asked not to swap shirts so they don’t have to be replaced. It seems daft given how much the club is worth.”

The club signed a £750m 10-year kit deal with Adidas in 2014. At the time, Adidas chief executive Herbert Hainer said: “We expect total sales to reach £1.5bn during the duration of our partnership.”

The club revenue from Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s shirt sales alone surged past the £76m mark just one week after the player signed for United.

But despite generating such figures, the club hierarchy is “keeping an eye on costs” according to the Sun’s source.

United’s players will be far more concerned with the upcoming Manchester derby, however, with both clubs looking to maintain their 100 per cent winning start to the season.


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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
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Watch City have a mass handout of shirts post match just to rub it in their nose. :whistle:

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That has to be bullshit surely? Not gonna be abtwo kit ration all season, maybe per match...

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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
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See Chelsea only drew
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 Post subject: Re: Premier league today
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Leicester getting fucked by U*d

3-0 40 minutes gone

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The way Leicester are playing some U12 team would be winning 4-0

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Mahrez and Vardy off at HT

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