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do you know when players get red cards rescinded. EG Beye and Terry coz the ref made a howler, Boro had a perfectly good goal disallowed, why if you can appeal against red cards which can change a match can you not give a goal which was perfectly legal after the match has finished???


Because sir, that would be ridiculous.

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Because sir, that would be ridiculous.


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Way over my head TiDley

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Way over my head TiDley


I came, I saw, I conquered (concurred). Get it?

Tell your Mum she best have you in bed by eight as I got that stuff she wanted from the Ann Summers shop. You'd best pop those ear plugs in tonight son.

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Is this what you have become? Is this supposed to bother me? I'm calm now TiDger. Calm like a calm thing.

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Gallagheresque wrote:
do you know when players get red cards rescinded. EG Beye and Terry coz the ref made a howler, Boro had a perfectly good goal disallowed, why if you can appeal against red cards which can change a match can you not give a goal which was perfectly legal after the match has finished???


it is an appeal against the ban that follows a red card. they don't go back in time and put the 11th man back on the pitch do they?
edit, your mom, is this the level we have resorted to? oh , hang on, no we were there already weren't we, nevermind, carry on.

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it is an appeal against the ban that follows a red card. they don't go back in time and put the 11th man back on the pitch do they?


Played. Much better than what i said.

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it is an appeal against the ban that follows a red card. they don't go back in time and put the 11th man back on the pitch do they?
edit, your mom, is this the level we have resorted to? oh , hang on, no we were there already weren't we, nevermind, carry on.


He used to work with my mum. This is why he does it. Really it's some kind of transference. He wants to fuck me, so he says things about my family.

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and you know why they don't do that? because the previously sent off player might step on a butterfly and cause the end of the world that's why.

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He used to work with my mum. This is why he does it. Really it's some kind of transference. He wants to fuck me, so he says things about my family.


ahhh got ya.
he wants you but he's not comfortable with his urges, so he says it's your mum he wants.

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He used to [color="Red"]work[/color] with my mum. This is why he does it. Really it's some kind of transference. He wants to fuck me, so he says things about my family.


Tid? I'm genuinely shocked by this revelation. :eek:


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good point. is your mum some kind of substance abuse worker, did she meet TiD when he came into the day centre?

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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
ahhh got ya.
he wants you but he's not comfortable with his urges, so he says it's your mum he wants.


Fuck off! His momma is a bona fide MILF! Like anyone would want Milky and his shooting glasses. Squidge is, literally, beyond the pale.

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Fuck off! His momma is a bona fide MILF! Like anyone would want Milky and his shooting glasses. Squidge is, literally, beyond the pale.


It's true. I'm see through. Sometimes i look in the mirror and there's nobody there.

Well, apart from TiD. Behind where my reflection should be. I can handle that. It's the panting that's weird.

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but if he has glasses on then it means it won't make his eyes go all stingy and red when you spiderman him.
you can save that for when you ruin him for other men.

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It's true. I'm see through. Sometimes i look in the mirror and there's nobody there.

Well, apart from TiD. Behind where my reflection should be. I can handle that. It's the panting that's weird.


and the slightly strained expression

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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
but if he has glasses on then it means it won't make his eyes go all stingy and red when you spiderman him.
you can save that for when you ruin him for other men.


I don't wear glasses though. This was a one time thing, they were pimped up super glasses. For protecting my eyes whilst clay pigeon shooting. Your idea is better though. Wish i'd kept them.

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ah - shooting glasses, but shooting with rifles kind of shooting.

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Special mention for phil neville can be a legend (just for today) for his tackle on ronaldo anyone see it ive just seen it on skysports

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disappoint us horribly?


Yes. This is what he'd do. He's Benni 2

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