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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 11:29 am 
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Who's been into town today?
It's mayhem.
It's going to kick off tonight big time. I saw Rangers fans supping Special Brew at 7.30 this morning sat on the steps at the tram stop.


I think it calls for a night in with a mug of horlicks and bedibyes by 7.30.

I wonder if our beloved stadium will still be standing in the morning?

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That's what I did last night (
Poorly sick :(


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I think it calls for a night in with a mug of horlicks and bedibyes by 7.30.

I wonder if our beloved stadium will still be standing in the morning?


who would pick up the cost, as the club doesnt own it, yet?

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MrsWeaverToBe wrote:
Who's been into town today?
It's mayhem.
It's going to kick off tonight big time. I saw Rangers fans supping Special Brew at 7.30 this morning sat on the steps at the tram stop.


As stated earlier the girlfriend works for the law, I was worried but she said yesterday everyone was very polite and courteous, absolutely fucking trolleyed the lot of them, but extremely well behaved. Some completely bladdered Jock in a kilt tried to give her a £20 tip for pouring him into a taxi.
She said she gets more trouble out of gobby pissed shandy pants Blues and scumbags.
I noticed not one arrest reported on Rangers tour of Europe this year, we should take note, saying that it may all blow up if they don't win tonight.

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Q/whats the difference between a hun and a battery A/ a battery has a positive side.
Q/what do you call a rangers fan with a bottle of champange in his hand A/a waiter
Q/whats the difference between a hun and a sperm. A/ asperm has a one in ten million chance of becoming a human being.
Q/how many huns does it take to screw in a light bulb. A/it dosent matter ,there all condemed to eternal darkness.
Q/what did they call the new rangers oxo cube A/the laughing stock

if you see a rangers fan riding a bike dont swerve to hit him because its probably your bike.
Q/why do huns whistle in the bathroom A/so they know which end to wipe.

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Timpblue wrote:
Q/whats the difference between a hun and a battery A/ a battery has a positive side.
Q/what do you call a rangers fan with a bottle of champange in his hand A/a waiter
Q/whats the difference between a hun and a sperm. A/ asperm has a one in ten million chance of becoming a human being.
Q/how many huns does it take to screw in a light bulb. A/it dosent matter ,there all condemed to eternal darkness.
Q/what did they call the new rangers oxo cube A/the laughing stock

if you see a rangers fan riding a bike dont swerve to hit him because its probably your bike.
Q/why do huns whistle in the bathroom A/so they know which end to wipe.



not a rangers fan then, timps?

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I hope they lose miserably


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MrsWeaverToBe wrote:
I hope they lose miserably


I'm glad it was you that said that. If it was me I'd be accused of restaging the Spanish inquisiton!

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MrsWeaverToBe wrote:
I hope they lose miserably


you big meanie!!!!

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not a rangers fan then, timps?



not really bothered either way mate - a celtic fan in the office sent me these

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I'm glad it was you that said that. If it was me I'd be accused of restaging the Spanish inquisiton!


No no, not the comfy chair.


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i hope they lose about 8-1


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any particular reason ?

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There is a rangers fan in here.

I am the only City fan in here.

My boss is an avid Scum fan.

This week has been hell for me with all the "we won the leagues", "8-1, 8-1, 8-1's" etc etc etc. If they get battered, the Ramgers fan will be in for it and the pressure will betaken off me


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MrsWeaverToBe wrote:
There is a rangers fan in here.

I am the only City fan in here.

My boss is an avid Scum fan.

This week has been hell for me with all the "we won the leagues", "8-1, 8-1, 8-1's" etc etc etc. If they get battered, the Ramgers fan will be in for it and the pressure will betaken off me


the sad bastard. he should get a life, the glory hunting Knut.

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the sad bastard. he should get a life, the glory hunting Knut.

He's not a glory hunter.
He's Scottish, not long moved to Manchester. Has been a season ticket holder and stuff.


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want zenit to win big time. partly because i was in st petersburg when they tubbed bayern, was amusing driving past the bars on the way from the airport and they're all spilling out, lighting flares n celebrating til feck knows what time in the morning... that and i just don't like rangers.

good reasoning on your part though MWTB, transferring the piss taking.


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glad Zenit won... Rangers were crap. 100,000 fans might have turned up, but their team didnt! Shame Fiorentina didnt beat them so we could have had a decent game tonight with two teams that were willing to attack.


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Bloody hell, Everton would have give them more than a fight, and what made me laugh 10 minutes ago on talksport someone said that Rangers and celtic would make top 6 in the premiership, I don't think so. Hope it all passes off alright tonight and no fans decide to get silly.


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i was meant to be staying at my girlfriend's tonight who lives near printworks, but no way im leaving my car on the road there tonight with 100,000 drunk pissed off football fans walking around.


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