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Author:  NoddytheAdlingtonBlue [ Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:01 am ]
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BiscuitBlueCheese wrote:
If you google it there's a surprisingly large array of stools (giggle) and other props designed to rest your feet on in front of the shitter to achieve the same purpose.


On gay fetish websites maybe

Author:  BiscuitBlueCheese [ Thu Apr 07, 2016 3:18 pm ]
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NoddytheAdlingtonBlue wrote:
I completely missed this. I don't think it suggest a long knob, just utter bullshit. Unless he takes his boxers off and leaves them on the floor. In which case, just hang them on the towel rail ffs :confused:


Yes, inventing stories about how I micturate on a dead Internet forum to a bunch of people tangentially connected by our shared love of a football team is definitely how I rustle my jimmies

Author:  BiscuitBlueCheese [ Thu Apr 07, 2016 3:19 pm ]
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But yeah. Boxers do go on the floor. They have to to get my feet up on the seat. Keep up.

Author:  NoddytheAdlingtonBlue [ Thu Apr 07, 2016 4:36 pm ]
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BiscuitBlueCheese wrote:
NoddytheAdlingtonBlue wrote:
I completely missed this. I don't think it suggest a long knob, just utter bullshit. Unless he takes his boxers off and leaves them on the floor. In which case, just hang them on the towel rail ffs :confused:


Yes, inventing stories about how I micturate on a dead Internet forum to a bunch of people tangentially connected by our shared love of a football team is definitely how I rustle my jimmies

Got to do something when you're taking a break from swallowing a thesaurus

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Author:  Bastard [ Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:35 pm ]
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I often take my boxers off for a piss. Put my arm through one leg hole, pull them up to the shoulder and wear them like a holster. Jeans on my head, hanging down my back like an Indian head-dress. Sotred. :cool: It makes you realise just how much piss splashes back from a urinal when you're pissing bare-legged too. :?

And yes Studs, I said boxers. :TopHat1

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Author:  South East Citizen [ Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:40 pm ]
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Who remember when "friends" were a thing on the forum? I don't know what made me think of it, but I think BBC may have been my first friend. I can't remember who made the first move.

Author:  Bastard [ Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:44 pm ]
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Had to check mine - one friend, one foe. :)

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Author:  Bastard [ Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:47 pm ]
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:cool:

Author:  South East Citizen [ Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:47 pm ]
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What are you on about?

Author:  Bastard [ Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:48 pm ]
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What? :whistle:

Author:  South East Citizen [ Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:57 pm ]
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I remember Bassman and I friended over a mutual hatred of Paddy one barmy summer's evening.

*shudders*

Author:  Danny's Studs [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 10:11 am ]
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I dont know that there is ANY impact to anyone having either. Anyone?!

Author:  Markered Man [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:52 am ]
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South East Citizen wrote:
I remember Bassman and I friended over a mutual hatred of Paddy one barmy summer's evening.

*shudders*


That's the kind of statement you only expect to hear in some kind of therapy session.

This is probably another - is it wrong that this thread has given me a semi?

Author:  BiscuitBlueCheese [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 12:58 pm ]
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Danny's Studs wrote:
I dont know that there is ANY impact to anyone having either. Anyone?!

We all die alone anyway.

Author:  BiscuitBlueCheese [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 1:01 pm ]
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Markered Man wrote:
This is probably another - is it wrong that this thread has given me a semi?


On the subject of weird semis, I got one the other day when I was looking through some pictures of my erection. This makes me a narcissist a guess. However, for the full context, these were the first ever pictures I've taken of my erection and the lucky recipient was a Turkish girl who was a virgin before I flounced into her life last year, who is now telling me all the different ways she wants to fuck when I see her again. So I guess I'm a debauched and perverted narcissist.

Author:  NoddytheAdlingtonBlue [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 1:55 pm ]
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Markered Man wrote:
South East Citizen wrote:
I remember Bassman and I friended over a mutual hatred of Paddy one barmy summer's evening.

*shudders*


That's the kind of statement you only expect to hear in some kind of therapy session.

This is probably another - is it wrong that this thread has given me a semi?

Which bit in particular or did it just steadily grow as you read?

Author:  kippax_in_my_blood [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 2:10 pm ]
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BiscuitBlueCheese wrote:
Markered Man wrote:
This is probably another - is it wrong that this thread has given me a semi?


On the subject of weird semis, I got one the other day when I was looking through some pictures of my erection. This makes me a narcissist a guess. However, for the full context, these were the first ever pictures I've taken of my erection and the lucky recipient was a Turkish girl who was a virgin before I flounced into her life last year, who is now telling me all the different ways she wants to fuck when I see her again. So I guess I'm a debauched and perverted narcissist.

yes but........why do you have pictures of your erection.? :confusion-shrug:

im thinking you whack one off , to yourself whacking one off.... :text-worthless:

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