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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:01 am 
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If you google it there's a surprisingly large array of stools (giggle) and other props designed to rest your feet on in front of the shitter to achieve the same purpose.


On gay fetish websites maybe


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 3:18 pm 
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I completely missed this. I don't think it suggest a long knob, just utter bullshit. Unless he takes his boxers off and leaves them on the floor. In which case, just hang them on the towel rail ffs :confused:


Yes, inventing stories about how I micturate on a dead Internet forum to a bunch of people tangentially connected by our shared love of a football team is definitely how I rustle my jimmies


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 3:19 pm 
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But yeah. Boxers do go on the floor. They have to to get my feet up on the seat. Keep up.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 4:36 pm 
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NoddytheAdlingtonBlue wrote:
I completely missed this. I don't think it suggest a long knob, just utter bullshit. Unless he takes his boxers off and leaves them on the floor. In which case, just hang them on the towel rail ffs :confused:


Yes, inventing stories about how I micturate on a dead Internet forum to a bunch of people tangentially connected by our shared love of a football team is definitely how I rustle my jimmies

Got to do something when you're taking a break from swallowing a thesaurus

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:35 pm 
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I often take my boxers off for a piss. Put my arm through one leg hole, pull them up to the shoulder and wear them like a holster. Jeans on my head, hanging down my back like an Indian head-dress. Sotred. :cool: It makes you realise just how much piss splashes back from a urinal when you're pissing bare-legged too. :?

And yes Studs, I said boxers. :TopHat1

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:40 pm 
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Who remember when "friends" were a thing on the forum? I don't know what made me think of it, but I think BBC may have been my first friend. I can't remember who made the first move.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:44 pm 
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Had to check mine - one friend, one foe. :)

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:47 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:47 pm 
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What are you on about?


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:48 pm 
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What? :whistle:

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I remember Bassman and I friended over a mutual hatred of Paddy one barmy summer's evening.

*shudders*


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I dont know that there is ANY impact to anyone having either. Anyone?!

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:52 am 
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South East Citizen wrote:
I remember Bassman and I friended over a mutual hatred of Paddy one barmy summer's evening.

*shudders*


That's the kind of statement you only expect to hear in some kind of therapy session.

This is probably another - is it wrong that this thread has given me a semi?

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I dont know that there is ANY impact to anyone having either. Anyone?!

We all die alone anyway.


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This is probably another - is it wrong that this thread has given me a semi?


On the subject of weird semis, I got one the other day when I was looking through some pictures of my erection. This makes me a narcissist a guess. However, for the full context, these were the first ever pictures I've taken of my erection and the lucky recipient was a Turkish girl who was a virgin before I flounced into her life last year, who is now telling me all the different ways she wants to fuck when I see her again. So I guess I'm a debauched and perverted narcissist.


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Markered Man wrote:
South East Citizen wrote:
I remember Bassman and I friended over a mutual hatred of Paddy one barmy summer's evening.

*shudders*


That's the kind of statement you only expect to hear in some kind of therapy session.

This is probably another - is it wrong that this thread has given me a semi?

Which bit in particular or did it just steadily grow as you read?


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Markered Man wrote:
This is probably another - is it wrong that this thread has given me a semi?


On the subject of weird semis, I got one the other day when I was looking through some pictures of my erection. This makes me a narcissist a guess. However, for the full context, these were the first ever pictures I've taken of my erection and the lucky recipient was a Turkish girl who was a virgin before I flounced into her life last year, who is now telling me all the different ways she wants to fuck when I see her again. So I guess I'm a debauched and perverted narcissist.

yes but........why do you have pictures of your erection.? :confusion-shrug:

im thinking you whack one off , to yourself whacking one off.... :text-worthless:

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