Emigre wrote:
That's two words, Danny. Hyphenated but two all the same.
Dammit, true, I can't do owt right.
Wanna hear a funny story? I'll tell you anyways, it's not that funny in truth but I'll still give it you.
The football team I used to play for needed players time to time, and I asked Paddy (THE Paddington Blue) if he'd play as he was asking me if ever we needed players, in fact I was asking Paddy for what seemed like the best part of 6 months and he always was a no show. So one time he did turn up and I actually couldn't play that week, and afterward I called the manager and asked what he was like and his reply has stuck with me ever since. Manager said 'he looked like Laura Dern in high heels on an ice rink'.
And if you've ever met Paddy you can actually visualise that. I never got round to telling Paddy that, I always wanted to but the opportunity never presented itself.