good lower league manager who was trying to turn macc into a side that wasn't being haunted by relegation every year

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jesus, that's nothing

okay, you want to die by some undetermined-as-yet means with the words "splendid man" ringing in your ears. perhaps we can get some kind of ninja hooker to whisper it in you ear as she slips the blade between your ribs?

'Verily' is a strange name. And who is narrating here Buff?

I don't understand what you mean. If you mean "who would say such a thing", then surely everyone who knew me.
Or are you indulging in pedantry regarding my use of quotation marks?

Way you described your loved ones were gathered, weeping en masse and someone among them became orator in both prophetic and cathartic fashion and looking at your wife, whose name is Verily, explained what an outstanding bloke you were. Who was the man on the grassy knoll?

I ain't accustomed to people taking the piss, am I?

Way you described your loved ones were gathered, weeping en masse and someone among them became orator in both prophetic and cathartic fashion and looking at your wife, whose name is Verily, explained what an outstanding bloke you were. Who was the man on the grassy knoll?

Ah, I see. It's just the disembodied voice, possibly that of someone like Morgan Freeman, which I imagine will provide the sombre dignity befitting the occasion.

Nah.

That sounds really nice.

The fact that you re-iterated the 'Verily' as a name thing made me unsure whether you meant it or not.

The fact that you re-iterated the 'Verily' as a name thing made me unsure whether you meant it or not.

I presumed that he was joking, implying that the voice was actually addressing someone.

there were two gags in my post, admittedly both of Squidge quality, but there was one about usage of the word Verily and the other about a sombre orator, who is implied as not being present but a voice over. It's no one wonder I have as many posts as I do. I need to be better at posting. I need to be funnier and more clear. I could have been a contender, could've been almost anything.

there were two gags in my post, admittedly both of Squidge quality, but there was one about usage of the word Verily and the other about a sombre orator, who is implied as not being present but a voice over. It's no one wonder I have as many posts as I do. I need to be better at posting. I need to be funnier and more clear. I could have been a contender, could've been almost anything.