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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 7:43 am 
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I hate there's no mirrors in the south stand toilets.


I thought women carried mirrors around with them all the time anyway


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I thought women carried mirrors around with them all the time anyway


I'm not that vain

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I'm not that brave


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hi burnage,

i hope you are keeping well and ok. forgive my curiousity but have you come here to say poo? i'll be waiting for your response

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I hate that 45 minutes is just too long to go without a piss if you've been drinking. 40 minutes and you'd be laughing and never miss a goal.


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I hate there's no mirrors in the south stand toilets.

I hate it that if you want a pint you have to miss the last 5 minutes of the first half.

I hate that Torres doesnt play for us.


Jesus fucking christ Weaver. It's football, Torres is good I'll grant you that.

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I hate that 45 minutes is just too long to go without a piss if you've been drinking. 40 minutes and you'd be laughing and never miss a goal.


Man up.

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"Slack Bladder! Slack Bladder!"

(to the tune of the Black Adder theme)

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hi burnage,

i hope you are keeping well and ok. forgive my curiousity but have you come here to say poo? i'll be waiting for your response

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I can't deny I have an incredibly weak badder. Once that seal's broken I'm like an ornamental water fountain.


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my particular fave in his rant is

"I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping on a saturday when their team is playing at home."

but my football related pet hate is

"I hate supporters that leave early before half time cos they cant be arsed queing for a pie, pint and a piss. And the fans that leave before the end of a match"

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I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest thing I've ever read. Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to Millwall.
They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'.
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Liverpool. 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool. They had 2000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Fk me... Jade Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written one.


This twat's real name is "Carol" and this lead to him getting into fights as a kid leading to a life of crime and lengthy spells in prison.

Imagine having a chick's name? Could lead to all sorts of trouble....:whistle:

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blueinyorkshire wrote:
my particular fave in his rant is

"I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping on a saturday when their team is playing at home."

but my football related pet hate is

"I hate supporters that leave early before half time cos they cant be arsed queing for a pie, pint and a piss. And the fans that leave before the end of a match"


Weaver and SEC.

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Weaver and SEC.


bbc just doesnt go

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Ha! Good editting!

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I can never understand people leaving a match early. I've seen loads of goals in the last minute or in injury time.

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I know people who left at half time the spurs 3 - 4 city match. Forever rue that decision.

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Ive only once left early. And that was because I had a fit / passed out / had to be taken to hospital.

The game Neville fed the goat.

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MrsWeaverToBe wrote:
Ive only once left early. And that was because I had a fit / passed out / had to be taken to hospital.

The game Neville fed the goat.

What a feeble excuse.

Plastic!

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i also hate football

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check your gmail please Paddy.

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replied.

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other football pet hates....

The fair play handshake....what a load of old shit

The ridiculous amount of shouts for handballs

The price of a pie and a pint..... £3.75 for a pint......we dont live in london you know...

Paul dickface Merson

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