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PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:15 pm 
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Our Tommy wrote:
Just got sent these.

Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
it will keep you fuckin warm
when your locked out of old trafford
cause the glazers sold your home.



THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO BE CITY
THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO BE MANC
THIS IS HOW IT FEELS WHEN YOUR CLUBS NOT RAPED BY A YANK
RAPED BY A YANK
RAPED BY A YANK



U.N.I, T.E.D
Lost Tevez and then Tranny
with a nick nack paddy wack give a dog a bone
next you'll lose your f*ckin home


I just texted these to all my rag friends.
Hilarious.

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MOAR!!111!!

Mildy amusing i suppose.

Who's that crying at the cashpoint?
Who's that begging at the bank?
It's the Glazers and their clan working on a masterplan
Thank fuck we got the Sheikh and not the yank.


Who's that stoff outside Old Trafford?
Who's that kicking down the door?
It's the bailiff and his boys
Making all the fucking noise
'Coz the Glazers couldn't borrow any more

And one that got a run out yesterday...

U-N-I T-E-D
That spells a lot of debt to me
With a nick nack paddy wack
Give a dog a bone
It's Ocean Finance on the phone

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You're in debt, you're in debt and it's growing
You're in debt, you're in debt you can't pay
You're in debt, you're in debt and it's growing
You'll be bankrupt by the end of May.


His name is Malcolm Glazer
He thinks he's rather flash
He tried to buy a football club
But didn't have the cash
He borrowed lots of money
And made the rags upset
Now City's fucking loaded
And you're in fucking debt !

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Barcelona are considering offering Wayne Rooney 8 mill a year after tax to tempt him from united in the summer

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Timpblue wrote:
Barcelona are considering offering Wayne Rooney 8 mill a year after tax to tempt him from united in the summer


If they lost him and Vidic in the summer i think i'd quite possibly piss myself.

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would we want to stick a bid in for shrek, just for shits and giggles?

seeing as we appear to be in for gerrard, along with barca and inter...

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