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.... And it could not be worse for Norwich.

Their first season in the 1st division after relegation from the Championship, their first game of the season at home to Colchester. Half time score, 0-5.

Get the fuck outa town...

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I might indeed have to move. It is just too embarrassing.

Ouch.

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[color="Red"]Keeper of the heretic's fork of doom [/color]

These are the cries of the carrots.

1-7 anyone? Mad opening day scoreline.

I think it should go back to Div 1-4

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Venga City, Venga city !

That was my Eddie Murphy impression. It wasn't aimed at you.

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What a big surprise . . .

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perhaps a complimentary Kleenex should be placed upon each seat at Eastlands this year?

Barton came on as sub though, only to a 'lovely' welcome from the West Brom fans.. haha

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'twas a good game between the baggies and the toon. And it looked glorious on BBC HD (*wanks*)

I hate to say it but Alan Smith looked excellent

You reckon? I thought his passing was woeful.

Harper getting injured was the best thing that could've happened for Newcastle - that substitute keeper made 3 or 4 incredible saves.

He was very industrious and found men in space often

The general standard of passing was woeful at times. Both teams gave the ball straight to the opposition when under no pressure numerous times

I thought the ref was great, too. Lots of advatnages and players told to get up

They conceded 7? That's the number of fingers the average Norwich fan has on each hand.

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NFN - normal for norfolk.
1-7. jesus. relegation for norwich. again. haha delia, haha.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

Maybe some kind of motivational speech is in order?

Soooo copied from Frankie Boyle.

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Formerly known as Davepat123

Evidence?

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His constant remarks about the people of Norwich?

He talks about them having 7 fingers in one mtw episode.

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Formerly known as Davepat123

He sais six. I took it to a whole new level. I achieved a new level of comedy. What did you achieve today, Dave?

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orgasm?

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"