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Author:  golborneblue [ Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:46 am ]
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This morning I had to drop my wife and her mate off at the Swamp as they are on a training session being held in their boardroom. I knew I would be taking the piss all the time I was there but I surprised myself around how uncomfortable and unclean it made me feel. driving away I had to purge myself by playing Blue Moon as loud as I could and had to ring two of my rag-hating mates to cleanse myself further. I didn't even get out of the car and my skin was crawling.

One good thing is that, how hard up the paupers must be if they're hiring out their boardroom to the NHS for training. Bad thing is I'm picking her up later, I'll be prepared this time, just need a number 32 for that shirt.
Author:  Timpblue [ Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:53 am ]
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i avoid going anywhere near the place unless we are playing there - otherwise, avoid like the plague

I had a mate that used to have to walk past everyday on the way to work

he spat on the floor outside - every day
Author:  Bluewythy [ Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:56 am ]
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ill be driving past it on my way to play footy tonight. maybe childish, but i always boo and give it the Vs. :)
Author:  blueinyorkshire [ Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:58 am ]
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I would scrub your wife with dettol when she gets home.....
Author:  golborneblue [ Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:17 pm ]
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blueinyorkshire wrote:
I would scrub your wife with dettol when she gets home.....


The decontam kit will be with me in the car, she's not getting in the house without a thorough cleansing. Not bothered about her mate though she supports Wigan and wanted to take pictures this morning, may just let her walk home, its only 20 miles.
Author:  slart [ Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:33 pm ]
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It is a horrible looking monstrosity. A fucking dump.
Author:  wakka [ Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:40 pm ]
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The name say's it all really, SWAMP for a reason, Fucking shithole.
Author:  South East Citizen [ Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:52 pm ]
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Once coming out of Manchester Piccadilly we jumped in a taxi and told the driver to take us to the footy ground. The guy took us straight to the swamp despite the fact that united weren't playing that day and City kicked off in less than an hour. Presumably Southern the accents done it but the fecking detour meant we didn't have time to get one in at the Mary D's before hand - pissed me off no end. Not really about the swamp as such but just thought I'd share it.
Author:  Cloudy O'Rabia [ Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:00 pm ]
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golborneblue wrote:
This morning I had to drop my wife and her mate off at the Swamp as they are on a training session being held in their boardroom. I knew I would be taking the piss all the time I was there but I surprised myself around how uncomfortable and unclean it made me feel. driving away I had to purge myself by playing Blue Moon as loud as I could and had to ring two of my rag-hating mates to cleanse myself further. I didn't even get out of the car and my skin was crawling.

One good thing is that, how hard up the paupers must be if they're hiring out their boardroom to the NHS for training. Bad thing is I'm picking her up later, I'll be prepared this time, just need a number 32 for that shirt.


ooooo.....and you'll have to......touch her again.........




............eventually.
Author:  golborneblue [ Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:56 pm ]
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Am back there now. Its worse as there's loads of tourists. Glory hunting paupers.
Author:  BiscuitBlueCheese [ Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:58 pm ]
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golborneblue wrote:
Am back there now. Its worse as there's loads of tourists. Glory hunting paupers.


You said you have a blue moon CD? Whack the windows down and play it full volume.
Author:  golborneblue [ Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:02 pm ]
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Its ready for the drive by once my missus turns up
Author:  slart [ Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:02 pm ]
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I bought a cd in Mary D's last year. There are some deeply unpleasent tunes on it.
Author:  Markered Man [ Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:03 pm ]
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It made a useful piss stop for me when I was stumbling back home from town, pissed up, when I was younger.
Author:  golborneblue [ Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:04 pm ]
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Mines only the Grimble soundtrack but has a cracking version of Blue Moon on it.
Author:  Emigre [ Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:06 pm ]
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Markered Man wrote:
It made a useful piss stop for me when I was stumbling back home from town, pissed up, when I was younger.


Benny told me you were very old and that he doubts you have ever been 'younger'.
Author:  Markered Man [ Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:26 pm ]
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Emigre wrote:
Benny told me you were very old and that he doubts you have ever been 'younger'.


I certainly was when he violated me.
Author:  blueinyorkshire [ Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:30 pm ]
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golborneblue wrote:
Its ready for the drive by once my missus turns up


You need to follow the same advice as given for the swine flu. Quarantine her somewhere safe like the garage or shed....dont feed her after midnight, dont speak to her and if she needs a shower you need to dress in a chemical suit and use a power washer.....that should do after a week..
Author:  Emigre [ Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:31 pm ]
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Markered Man wrote:
I certainly was when he violated me.


BV - Before Violation
AV - After violation
Author:  Markered Man [ Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:32 pm ]
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Emigre wrote:
BV - Before Violation
AV - After violation


LOL - it certainly changed my life.
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