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.... the damned United.

Welcome to another season in League One.

I'm in two minds but only because I'm from Leeds. It'd be good to see them back in the Premiership giving us the opportunity to beat them and take the piss out of my friends, but then them languishing in League 1 gives me ample piss-taking opportunities anyway.

I possibly hate Milwall more. Then again I dont give a shit.

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KYPU

Who will Millwall play in the final?

Have to admit I am slightly amused.

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Pride In Battle.

MK Dons or Scunthorpe I think.

Live near Leeds, work in Leeds, eldest son supports Leeds so I have a bit of an affininty towards them.

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If all brides are beautiful, where do ugly wives come from?

Can we sign Jermaine Beckford to play in our reserves?

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Pride In Battle.

I can't even describe how much I hope MK Dons lose. Of all the club takeovers there have been, that one is by far the most dubious.

last night really was a case of a wasp landing on a nettle, one of them was going to get done and i didn't really care which.

Having said that - Kenny 'I'll get me coat' Jackett is in charge at Millwall so that gives them an edge


that, and i fucking hate leeds

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'Fabio, the round thing there is the ball'

Aguero

Traditionally a team to hate are Millwall but, in fairness, their current owners have really tried to ditch the facist fans as best they can.

Also, Danny Baker supports them and I still prefer his 606 to anyone else's.

Especially Alan "I hate Man City" Green - the twat.

Oh yes, by a long way.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

Viz used to sell a t-shirt that said "Danny Baker is a twat".

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And put on that wig I bought you. No, no, no, no. The reddish-brown one.

I remember listening to him do it when I worked in the restaurant, must be 20 years ago now. God I'm old.

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His 606 show is often proper funny, and very cleverly done. He's probably a twat as well.

Viz were just bitter because he was the man who stepped into DLT's shoes.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

Him and Danny Kelly used to do a show, I don't think it was 606, I think it was the weekend show. Anyway, they'd do a segment called "Turmoil" where Danny Kelly had basically drawn on the faces of the people in the papers. Doesn't sound funny now I type it, but I regularly in tears with it.

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That was a fantastic show Benny. Had me in tears. Had them in tears!

That makes me laugh more than anything else I think. Baker was regularly pissing himself, and that always makes me laugh. Hence my love for the Johnners "leg over" clip.

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That was a Sunday morning show on Radio 1. Danny Kelly was meant to review the Sunday papers. He didn't bother his arse doing this. It was a good show - relive the fun here!

http://www.bluejam20.freeserve.co.uk/dannybaker.htm

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And put on that wig I bought you. No, no, no, no. The reddish-brown one.

Brilliant reminder that. I distinctly remember someone phoning in who had their child in a crash helmet run into a load of tins. Comedy gold. A child's happy noise followed by lots of crashing (no-one hurt obviously). Brilliant. I wonder if we could translate university of turmoil to a thread? Incidentally, I have a copy of What hi fi in my loo, and it happens to have Ronaldo on the front. As soon as I got it I defaced it and he has "Ball Boy Turmoil" written on his forehead...

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