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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 4:04 pm 
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Frotted fuck all actually SEC. It was a dry party actually. I did a sneaky one and left, pished about midnight. Woke up hang-ging...



At least you won't have the indiginity of taking the tux back to the hire shop, head held low, knowing the evidence of last night's frot is all over it, inside and out... Sheepishly bringing up the question of the deposit and being told in no uncertain terms you can fuck off. Half heartedly mumbling something about 'toothpaste' before making for the nearest exit.


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At least you won't have the indiginity of taking the tux back to the hire shop, head held low, knowing the evidence of last night's frot is all over it, inside and out... Sheepishly bringing up the question of the deposit and being told in no uncertain terms you can fuck off. Half heartedly mumbling something about 'toothpaste' before making for the nearest exit.


I own my tux mate, I have a 'frot pocket' sewn in to it, basically a penis sleeve for exactly the reason you've just mentioned. Sadly, it saw no action last night. Had a mare.

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Two and a half hours ftr. How comes you're not a Mod?

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Should've known you'd have your own tux. Probably a neccessity after being banned from every tux hire shop in London :approve:

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Nice a thread with no Uggs. How's it going folks?


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Nice a thread with no Uggs. How's it going folks?


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Going on 10 hours without a Mod. You cvnts are SHIT....it's a fucking saturday and no fucker has shown their face in going on near 12 hours now. Useless.

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its because they're all leading active, varied and interesting social lives.

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Make me a mod, and experience heaven.

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well my life aint exactly rockstar and I knew not to sign up to be a Mod cos I could not guarantee I would service this place in a responsible fashion. fuckers need to sort shit out.

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OMG, not long until 1,000 posts! Will have to plan something special. As far as mods go I've found it takes the fun out of stuff tbh.


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OMG, not long until 1,000 posts! Will have to plan something special.


How about one that is well thought out?


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well my life aint exactly rockstar and I knew not to sign up to be a Mod cos I could not guarantee I would service this place in a responsible fashion. fuckers need to sort shit out.


Beggars can't be choosey, you'd be alright. Nothing you could put right the morning after a drunken banning session.


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You want to talk about signing up a responsibility without giving it proper thought, try getting a dog. I'm dog walking 5 times a day because I haven't got a garden and the prissy bint won't take a piss in the flowerpots on the roof terrace :8ball:


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Really? What sort of dog is she! Dog mad me.

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How about one that is well thought out?


That wouldn't be very Tresidentevil would it? lol


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Going on 10 hours without a Mod. You cvnts are SHIT....it's a fucking saturday and no fucker has shown their face in going on near 12 hours now. Useless.


I cleaned some spam up last night and banned a couple of accounts. Sadly I can't mount thwir heads on spikes to warn off other spammers

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Really? What sort of dog is she! Dog mad me.


Springer Spaniel. Winnie advised me not to get one so I got one to spite him. Had a Springer for 15 yrs growing up and always wanted one of my own. She's 8 yrs old, got her from a dog rescue in Barnsley of all places. Walking her 5 times a day is a bit of a mission but she's lovely t-eb-f.

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SEC, she's beautiful mate! And well done for going the rescue route, nice one.

GA, you don't ever need to justify what you do on this forum. You are the ONLY mod who does anything, particularly when we got squidge (fucking squidge) and others who come on here once a month and do toss all. Fucking useless. Wants reviewing who the mods are, some fuckers need to be honest and say 'I am not here enough to be a Mod' and some others need to step up to the fray. Admittedly, I may need to toss my hat in the ring.

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