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bigdavecox90
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Thank fuck for that!

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you really are a terrible forummer.

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you really are a terrible forummer.


Not as bad as you ;)

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Just once Dave, please read before you post. Please. Call it a birthday present to me.

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Oh fuck - are we doing presents this year??!!!
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Thierry Henry has retired aswell.

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Oh fuck - are we doing presents this year??!!!


where by contrast do Dave, you are now flying at forumming now. I am happy for you, proud of you brosepher. the turnaround has been incredible.

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where by contrast do Dave, you are now flying at forumming now. I am happy for you, proud of you brosepher. the turnaround has been incredible.


Many thanks :o
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Oh dear....I should retire from the forum.

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i should retire you

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Oh dear....I should retire from the forum.


if you give up that would be the ultimate roll over. smarten up fella.

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if you give up that would be the ultimate roll over. smarten up fella.


I shall not give up, I'm gonna hang on in there.

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ok. i'll fix this thread.

2 things.

1 - there should be more bladerunner porn.

2 - would you fuck a dead person? i mean, a really really hot one, like that girl that everyone loves from sin city... jessica alba (thanks googs) (that's right, googs, i have a pet name for google. deal with it)... Image

and she was only a bit dead, like the only way you could tell she was dead was that her heart wasn't beating. she's still warm, and (why the fuck not as its hypothetical) she's still a bit wet, and she smells really nice too. and she's smiling. and she had consented to it. it was her final wish.

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ok. i'll fix this thread.

2 things.

1 - there should be more bladerunner porn.

2 - would you fuck a dead person? i mean, a really really hot one, like that girl that everyone loves from sin city... jessica alba (thanks googs) (that's right, googs, i have a pet name for google. deal with it)... Image

and she was only a bit dead, like the only way you could tell she was dead was that her heart wasn't beating. she's still warm, and (why the fuck not as its hypothetical) she's still a bit wet, and she smells really nice too. and she's smiling. and she had consented to it. it was her final wish.


This thread is now brilliant.

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Paddington Blue wrote:

and she was only a bit dead, like the only way you could tell she was dead was that her heart wasn't beating. she's still warm, and (why the fuck not as its hypothetical) she's still a bit wet, and she smells really nice too. and she's smiling. and she had consented to it. it was her final wish.


Family Guy had a similar one;

Would you fuck a just dead Halle Berry or an alive Queen Latifa?

Obviously this question excludes Bastard, who wouldnt do either.

FTR; go dead, she's hot. /justification

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it was brittany murphy who was in sin city and is now pushing up daisies.

nor complaining about vigorous bum sex. corpse juice as lube? you betcha!

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even if she's cold, alba would get it


dead halle berry over queen latifa every day of the week

i need to seek help

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queen latifah isn't that bad

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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
it was brittany murphy who was in sin city and is now pushing up daisies.

nor complaining about vigorous bum sex. corpse juice as lube? you betcha!


hahah, when she died i google imaged her and saved a few pics to my lady pic file. :8ball:

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queen latifah isn't that bad

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hm,

she's better than i remember

would she wear the cat woman outfit though? or the flinstones outfit? or the bikini from casino royale?

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