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Author:  Danny's Studs [ Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:21 pm ]
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Maradona is better than any god, he is wonderful. Muthafucka was all THAT as a player and he lived the high life, and he dopes stupid shit most would be jailed for and then he coaches his natio at the WC. I HEART Diego Maradona.
Author:  blueinyorkshire [ Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:36 pm ]
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I want my thread back....
Author:  hesherehesthere [ Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:54 pm ]
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"The England team have announced that they will all stand behind Robert Green for the rest of the World Cup. In retrospect, this seems to be a good place to stand".
Author:  Danny's Studs [ Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:29 pm ]
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blueinyorkshire wrote:
I want my thread back....


It was shit from the start bru, had you have titled it 'Crap football jokes' it would have been a contender, a stayer, could've been almost anything. But you know what you got? You got generic World Cup chat. I'm sorry, no sympathy. *folds arms*
Author:  gibbonicus_andronicus [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:38 pm ]
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Danny's Studs wrote:
It was shit from the start bru, had you have titled it 'Crap football jokes' it would have been a contender, a stayer, could've been almost anything. But you know what you got? You got generic World Cup chat. I'm sorry, no sympathy. *folds arms*


and with so many other generic world cup threads as well :rolleyes:
Author:  Scotty [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:32 pm ]
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Fabio Capello gave Rob Green extra training today & after an extra 4hrs and 3000 shots he never let a goal in. Fabio was very pleased and later said in a press report "Rob green can now train with the rest of the team & not just with Emile Heskey!!
Author:  Danny's Studs [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:01 pm ]
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Scotty wrote:
Fabio Capello gave Rob Green extra training today & after an extra 4hrs and 3000 shots he never let a goal in. Fabio was very pleased and later said in a press report "Rob green can now train with the rest of the team & not just with Emile Heskey!!


No offence Scotty but that is kindergarten humour. Yes I am drunk but with Churchill's approach, that will still not ever be funny, ever.
Author:  Squidge [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:11 pm ]
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Danny's Studs wrote:
No offence Scotty but that is kindergarten humour. Yes I am drunk but with Churchill's approach, that will still not ever be funny, ever.


I thought it was mildly amusing. I don't think it's the kind of joke meant to have you ROFLing tbf...more a slight chuckle because you can see the punchline a mile off.

You know who isn't funny? Lee Evans.
Author:  Danny's Studs [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:18 pm ]
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Neither are or will ever be funny.
Author:  hesherehesthere [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:28 pm ]
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Squidge wrote:
I thought it was mildly amusing. I don't think it's the kind of joke meant to have you ROFLing tbf...more a slight chuckle because you can see the punchline a mile off.

You know who isn't funny? Lee Evans.


Thank you!
Author:  Squidge [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:29 pm ]
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hesherehesthere wrote:
Thank you!


Nobody like him tbf. Like Will Ferrell. Hard to understand where their success comes from when it's near impossible to find anybody who'll admit to thinking they're funny.
Author:  Bert Trautmanns neck brace [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:30 pm ]
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Actually I think he is.
Author:  Squidge [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:33 pm ]
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Bert Trautmanns neck brace wrote:
Actually I think he is.


Don't believe you.
Author:  hesherehesthere [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:49 pm ]
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David Mitchell has to be one of the funniest going at the moment.
Author:  blueinyorkshire [ Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:27 am ]
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I quite like Lee Mack and Jim Tavare
Author:  slart [ Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:33 am ]
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Squidge wrote:
Nobody like him tbf. Like Will Ferrell. Hard to understand where their success comes from when it's near impossible to find anybody who'll admit to thinking they're funny.


I like Lee Evans and Will Ferrell.

Not as much as I like Derek and Clive, but I still like them.
Author:  Danny's Studs [ Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:06 am ]
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slart wrote:
I like Lee Evans and Will Ferrell.

Not as much as I like Derek and Clive, but I still like them.


3 out of 4 is good Slart.
Author:  slart [ Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:09 am ]
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If you want good World Cup jokes then go to youtube and search under Apres Match. This is a short segment at the end of RTE's World Cup broadcasts.
Author:  LKBlue [ Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:25 am ]
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slart wrote:
If you want good World Cup jokes then go to youtube and search under Apres Match. This is a short segment at the end of RTE's World Cup broadcasts.


funny as fuck, think me and you have spoke about this before though, I like the one with hanson, lawro and linekar, others are funny like but easier to relate to and that. Really want them to start doing more sketches
Author:  Squidge [ Sun Jun 20, 2010 5:10 pm ]
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The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today, "its heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope." said Jamal, age 6.
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