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Maradona is better than any god, he is wonderful. Muthafucka was all THAT as a player and he lived the high life, and he dopes stupid shit most would be jailed for and then he coaches his natio at the WC. I HEART Diego Maradona.

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I want my thread back....

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"The England team have announced that they will all stand behind Robert Green for the rest of the World Cup. In retrospect, this seems to be a good place to stand".

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blueinyorkshire wrote:
I want my thread back....


It was shit from the start bru, had you have titled it 'Crap football jokes' it would have been a contender, a stayer, could've been almost anything. But you know what you got? You got generic World Cup chat. I'm sorry, no sympathy. *folds arms*

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It was shit from the start bru, had you have titled it 'Crap football jokes' it would have been a contender, a stayer, could've been almost anything. But you know what you got? You got generic World Cup chat. I'm sorry, no sympathy. *folds arms*


and with so many other generic world cup threads as well :rolleyes:

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Fabio Capello gave Rob Green extra training today & after an extra 4hrs and 3000 shots he never let a goal in. Fabio was very pleased and later said in a press report "Rob green can now train with the rest of the team & not just with Emile Heskey!!


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Fabio Capello gave Rob Green extra training today & after an extra 4hrs and 3000 shots he never let a goal in. Fabio was very pleased and later said in a press report "Rob green can now train with the rest of the team & not just with Emile Heskey!!


No offence Scotty but that is kindergarten humour. Yes I am drunk but with Churchill's approach, that will still not ever be funny, ever.

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No offence Scotty but that is kindergarten humour. Yes I am drunk but with Churchill's approach, that will still not ever be funny, ever.


I thought it was mildly amusing. I don't think it's the kind of joke meant to have you ROFLing tbf...more a slight chuckle because you can see the punchline a mile off.

You know who isn't funny? Lee Evans.

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Neither are or will ever be funny.

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I thought it was mildly amusing. I don't think it's the kind of joke meant to have you ROFLing tbf...more a slight chuckle because you can see the punchline a mile off.

You know who isn't funny? Lee Evans.


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Thank you!


Nobody like him tbf. Like Will Ferrell. Hard to understand where their success comes from when it's near impossible to find anybody who'll admit to thinking they're funny.

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Actually I think he is.

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Actually I think he is.


Don't believe you.

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David Mitchell has to be one of the funniest going at the moment.

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I quite like Lee Mack and Jim Tavare

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Nobody like him tbf. Like Will Ferrell. Hard to understand where their success comes from when it's near impossible to find anybody who'll admit to thinking they're funny.


I like Lee Evans and Will Ferrell.

Not as much as I like Derek and Clive, but I still like them.

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I like Lee Evans and Will Ferrell.

Not as much as I like Derek and Clive, but I still like them.


3 out of 4 is good Slart.

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If you want good World Cup jokes then go to youtube and search under Apres Match. This is a short segment at the end of RTE's World Cup broadcasts.

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If you want good World Cup jokes then go to youtube and search under Apres Match. This is a short segment at the end of RTE's World Cup broadcasts.


funny as fuck, think me and you have spoke about this before though, I like the one with hanson, lawro and linekar, others are funny like but easier to relate to and that. Really want them to start doing more sketches

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