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Alan Green. C**t.

I win, end of thread.

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Joeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Huge fucking massive turd of a c**t. Alan Green that is. Not ESM. Who I've never met. Mind you I've never met Alan Green either. Hmmm. Coincidence?

I don't know why, but this made me laugh my arse off.

Sorry to be so vague, but is there an ex-rag that does commentary sometimes? Either that or a raving rag fan*. Jimmy someone...maybe?


*like that narrows it down

But...but...but.....big Al sooo loves City????

Somehow even the c word seems inadequate at times. Green should be ripped to shreds by rabid ferrets imo. I remember looking him up on 5live thinking he must be about 70 cos he's such a tosser. He's about half that the twunt!

Oh and Emigre, you couldn't be more wrong about Esm. He's a very nice chap.






Also, about 7 foot tall and has fists like hams but I'm sure he'll forget what you said should you ever met him.





Probably.

I watched 10 minutes of his live show on tv the other night and it was painfully unfunny, I mean desperately so. He even lookked like he knew it himself too. It was like someone doing an impersonation of him if you know what I mean?

Embarrassing.

I said nothing about ESM. Purely intimation. Legally I'm safe. Physically, I'm hiding.

*hides*

You guy's have no idea.

Tommy Smyth from ESPN.

Makes me want to jump off a bridge so i don't have to hear his voice, does the La Liga matches, Serie A and Champions League commentry which i try and watch all the time. I have theorized of jumping into the tv, and beating the crap out of thim.

Paddy someone, maybe?
Paddy Crerand, complete rag and twat of the highest order...

No wayy hes awesome i love his commentary

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Andy Gray. Only cuz he thinks the slightest contact is a penalty. So fucking what. Half the time it's the striker who initiates that contact. Why cant he see that? Or the ref for that matter? Ex players are always biased towards the position they used to play.

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andy gray is always right of course as well. phil thomson is the only one on sky i respect cos he actually went to a prem club and did something. the rest talk the talk and then turn down opportunities like gray did with everton.

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That's him! Fuckin' 'ell, that's him! Probably the most annoying twat on the planet. Completely biased bastard. When the rags are playing, every comment is about them. You'd think there was nobody else on the field.

Thanks, Khabom.

I like Stuart Hall

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I liked him when he used to laugh histerically at "It's A Knockout". He's a blue too.

More than lawro?

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David Pleat. Mega-twat, know-nothing, miss-pronouncing, tosser.

Whoever was doing the special comments for ESPN on the Munich - Lyon game

Milaon Jaruskchi or something like that... Could not understand a word he said, what i did understand didn't make sense. Just horrible.

Garth Crooks does my nut in!

Conkerinho

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