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How people tick ? Who gives a shit.
I find the best way to defend oneself on this forum is to attack - the philosophy of Uncle Joe Mercer...(ask yer Dad.)

'time on my hands' ...if only - you cheeky twat...think I'm retired? I wish.
Not too long to go though ...by the time you qualify for a decent wage I'll be offski.
Too busy saving the planet for the time being. Thanks for putting the thought in my head. Arse.


racist.

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1ofthe8015 wrote:
How people tick ? Who gives a shit.
I find the best way to defend oneself on this forum is to attack - the philosophy of Uncle Joe Mercer...(ask yer Dad.)

'time on my hands' ...if only - you cheeky twat...think I'm retired? I wish.
Not too long to go though ...by the time you qualify for a decent wage I'll be offski.
Too busy saving the planet for the time being. Thanks for putting the thought in my head. Arse.


Bit of an issue, he has been dead 16 years!

LMFAO, you dont know me, you daft old sod! Whats a decent wage in your books as a matter of interest?

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best form of defence is attack... maybe, but not if you make yourself look a bit of a prick in the doing.

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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
what's it say? something rude i can use on my holiday if i fancy semen and urine soup?


But I live in Spain with my Family, Stupid helmet!

Its not very offensive though. Adults often say it to kids here and they swear a lot more in general.

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What's the record for most "whistles" in a post?


Not sure, but I probably hold it! :whistle:

Ask Timps

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awww i was expecting it to be something properly vile and colourful, the kind of swearing that only the spanish or italians can pull off.

the "you're a louse on your whore of a mother's cunny" kind of swearing.

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I quite admire the way 1ofthe8015 is grimly sticking to the thread despite getting abused on all sides. No man over the age of 50 should use the word "offski" though.


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Not sure, but I probably hold it! :whistle:

Ask Timps


The whistley smilie in your signature makes it look like everything you post is meant to be tongue in cheek. It's quite distracting.


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awww i was expecting it to be something properly vile and colourful, the kind of swearing that only the spanish or italians can pull off.

the "you're a louse on your whore of a mother's cunny" kind of swearing.


No that would something like

Eres un Hijo de Puta, Coño!

The problem is that the litteral translations often dont stress the meaning in Spanish or the emotion used when the person says/screems it :D

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The whistley smilie in your signature makes it look like everything you post is meant to be tongue in cheek. It's quite distracting.


Oh Okay, just for you ive removed it!;)

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Barna Azul wrote:
No that would something like

Eres un Hijo de Puta, Coño!

The problem is that the litteral translations often dont stress the meaning in Spanish or the emotion used when the person says/screems it :D


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If you think I am racist on the basis of what's been uttered here then you are a fool.
In respect to making myself 'look a prick' stones and glass houses spring to mind.
Now I see you have some authority here and may well let it go to your head in the
the form of a ban. I'll live with it. Hanging out with City sympathisers on the net is
clearly not a way of escaping arrogant gobshites.

Pics later perhaps...one never knows.
(Barney was a goal machine at Hurst Cross Tommy, shame he couldn't make the
step up)

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I’m sorry if my opinion differs to yours on the finely hand crafted commemorative Tin for your granddaughter, but this is a public site and people are entitled to their opinion.

I don’t think I’ve ever been called a gobshite, clearly a promotion :whistle:

The forum is somewhat quirky and a bit like Marmite, but I’m probably one of the least outspoken on here, for you to know. However, if you throw stones, people will throw bigger ones back. If people think your an easy target they will wind you up.

Oh by the way, no need for Sympathy, we are on the up my friend! Onwards and upwards. :approve:

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oh ffs.

when barca says about getting acquainted with the mannerisms of the forum "racist" is one of them.

you make yourself look a bit of a prick with things like "by the time you qualify for a decent wage I'll be offski" and "ask your dad", which are entry level retorts. i'm not saying you are a prick, tbf, just that such words make you look a bit of one.

i only ban spammers and wums. oh and bassman's alter egos.

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you never argued with bassman? :eek:

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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
you never argued with bassman? :eek:


Nope, :cool:

not that I can remember, id throw him a Grenade every so often mind.

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speaking of sad bastards...

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 Post subject: as promised...
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...the latest little tin (plated with 22ct. gold) memento. Yes, it was a sunny day in '68. The Beatles 'White Album' was growing on me and I'd left school almost a year. Champions were we. Two clumps of turf from the St.James's Park pitch were thriving in pots behind our house in Wythenshawe. Bobby Owen, from Bury made his debut but I can't recall which of the side that blasted its way to the title a few months earlier. (I'll research it) made way for him. Anyway young Bobby scored a hat - trick. That handsome scoreline is ample reminder of the superiority we enjoyed over the F.A.Cup holders. The season that followed was difficult. City struggled in the league. Things looked up a little after Christmas and the cup run brought salvation. Beating Luton, and Newcastle after a replay then thrashing Blackburn (away) in the fifth round. The quarter-final was a titanic tussle with Tottenham. History tells us Tommy Booth scored the winner in a tense semi-final at Villa Park. I'm happy to report I was at every one of those games and the final itself.

Sadly Bobby Owen had fizzled out long before we won the Cup - this Charity Shield game at Maine Road was possibly the zenith of his career - cheers Bob.
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Incidentally chaps you flatter yerself to think I really give any kind of shit whatsoever about your opinions of my good self.

These badges though eh?...pure class eh Barney?
Admit it...you'd love 'em. Go on, don't be reticent and I won't say
I told you so...you're beginning to like them aren't you.
Just a teeny bit jealous? :p

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