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Does anybody find that horrible, fake titted, deformed nosed thing attractive? Is that what you youngsters think is attractive these days?
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I'd smash it!

Oh, hang on, youngsters right? Erm, carry on. Image

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If you removed all her makeup. Removed her fake tits. Removed all that fucking botox shit in her face. She'd be half decent. But only half. She isn't really naturally that beautiful.
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Our Tommy wrote:
Does anybody find that horrible, fake titted, deformed nosed thing attractive? Is that what you youngsters think is attractive these days?


no, not in the slightest, dont worry
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My god that is fucking frighting..
Conrad, you need to have you cock rubbed with a cheese grator for that....

It would be better looking than jodie marsh too..

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I would smash the shit out of it. I think she's kind'a sexy in the "non-body builder" pic, so you know that when she let herself go (as they all do) she would actually get better.
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Conrad, I have graphed the quality of your first 18 posts here;

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Conrad, I have graphed the quality of your first 18 posts here;

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There is only room for improvement then starting with........

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://backseatcuddler.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/megan-fox-transformers-2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://backseatcuddler.com/2009/05/04/megan-fox-gets-friendly-with-a-motorcycle-in-transformers-2/&usg=__Q4av5BznBO-jfb5bNiSe7HG7LRg=&h=352&w=600&sz=121&hl=en&start=1&sig2=UdNV0GjpaoURDtkI-UWYWw&zoom=1&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=tksBTdf_NqBXWM:&tbnh=79&tbnw=135&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dmegan%2Bfox%2Bmotorbike%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26tbm%3Disch&ei=J_aSTqifBcvcsgb-x6AJ

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Learning how to post pictures would be an improvement tbh
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Learning how to post pictures would be an improvement tbh


Are you unable to click the link...
i am on an iMac and not a clue how to use them properly yet! :)

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Are you unable to click the link...
i am on an iMac and not a clue how to use them properly yet! :)


Typical:rolleyes:
Looks good though eh? Do you use it in public?:whistle:
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Are you unable to click the link...
i am on an iMac and not a clue how to use them properly yet! :)


We can click links, we just don't. We're a suspicious sort, we don't want to end up here.
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We can click links, we just don't. We're a suspicious sort, we don't want to end up here.


I glad i didnt click that in work! ;)
i will make not for the next pic i post! :)

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just put [IMG]
picture url then [/IMG]

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One of you technos should point Conrad in the direction of the cup

I would but I don't know how

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One of you technos should point Conrad in the direction of the cup

I would but I don't know how


As long as that cup does not involve 2 girls.

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Boom boom boom Shake the bloody foundations.

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A random 18 yr old Latvian girl I stumbled upon randomly and can't stop looking at.

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you should really bury the poor girl sec, she's starting to smell.

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You always have necrophilia on the brain GA. 30% of your posts must refer to it I reckon. FTR I that ^ bird would smell great. Particularly her neck.

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