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My girlfriend and her little lad used to live with her parents. One night the lad was going to bed when he stopped by the front door and patted a space about 2 foot off the ground and said 'Goodnight Ben'.

Now, the girlfriends dad was in hospital after a heart attack and it was a bit touch and go, apparently he used to have a collie that sat by the door every night waiting for him to come home.

The dog had been dead a good 8/9 years and the little boy didn't know his granddad had a dog or that it was called ben

true story - saw it myself

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weaver accidentally sent me some nude pics that were meant for dan.

Didnt sleep for weeks.

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Timpblue wrote:
My girlfriend and her little lad used to live with her parents. One night the lad was going to bed when he stopped by the front door and patted a space about 2 foot off the ground and said 'Goodnight Ben'.

Now, the girlfriends dad was in hospital after a heart attack and it was a bit touch and go, apparently he used to have a collie that sat by the door every night waiting for him to come home.

The dog had been dead a good 8/9 years and the little boy didn't know his granddad had a dog or that it was called ben

true story - saw it myself


So the dog told the kid his name was Ben?

Hmmmm. Maybe Ben was an imaginary friend. My Jess had imaginary friends called dit, door and diddy. And Joe had an imaginary friend called Stephen.

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weaver accidentally sent me some nude pics that were meant for dan.

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Why would I send Dan nude pics? I live with him?? I havent sent anyone nude pics.

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Why would I send Dan nude pics? I live with him?? I havent sent anyone nude pics.


You can't talk your way out of this one Weaver.

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cos I was interested in seeing what the foo foo looked like.

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Once I had a dream that I was in a basement with loads of women flying round my head. I heard a sound on the stairs behind me and turned round to see a bat looking down at me. I didn't think any more of it until I went to work the next day and one of the bats at work said it had had a dream where I was in a basement being attacked by flying women.

Spooked us all out a bit to be honest.

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Once I had a dream that I was in a basement with loads of women flying round my head. I heard a sound on the stairs behind me and turned round to see a bat looking down at me. I didn't think any more of it until I went to work the next day and one of the bats at work said it had had a dream where I was in a basement being attacked by flying women.

Spooked us all out a bit to be honest.


Would never happen.

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I visited the forum today and discovered that Adelaide Blue hadn't started any new threads. That pretty much weirded me out.


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I visited the forum today and discovered that Adelaide Blue hadn't started any new threads. That pretty much weirded me out.


Likewise non-stop political talk on rascist Wednesday. I thought I'd walked into some kind of twilight zone.


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put me gibbo ealing and bastard on the forum and it's pretty much guaranteed there'll be political talk


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I was about to cross a street in a busy tuesday(?) morning. I was in a hurry and ran on the street, well almost ran, because someone grapped me from behind and pulled me back, just when a bus drove about 10" from me. Mi old flapper missed a beat, and when I turned to say ty to my saviour, there was no one there. Not anyone in 10f of me...That was one of the weirdest moments I've ever dealt with.

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put me gibbo ealing and bastard on the forum and it's pretty much guaranteed there'll be political talk


beats the shit out of tumbleweed tbf.

well, not literally. tumbleweed lacks the digestive tract.

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beats the shit out of tumbleweed tbf.

well, not literally. tumbleweed lacks the digestive tract.


could still pick up a bit of poo while rolling


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point, then it'd be like beating a carpet.

well observed!

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Once i accurately predicted how many threads someone would start.


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I visited the forum today and discovered that Adelaide Blue hadn't started any new threads. That pretty much weirded me out.

i was wrong today
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beats the shit out of tumbleweed tbf.

well, not literally. tumbleweed lacks the digestive tract.


fuck, i lolled. i shouldnt have. wasn't that good. but it was, to me.

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easy to please. when you were a baby did folk entertain you by ripping apart packs of crisps and using the shiny silver insides to distract you?

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