*runs around in circles with arm in the air*

Frank, Frank

Badger used a bad word,

card please

From The Irish Times.

You have to sympathise with Hughes. Witnessing him discuss the possibility of signing Kaka last week was like watching a garage mechanic lay out his plans for fixing a [color="Red"]NASA [/color]space station: the lips were moving and the words were flowing, but you still couldn’t shake the impression that here was a man who would much rather be tending to a clapped-out Cortina or, in his case, Blackburn Rovers.

If NASA was buying Kaka, they would have initially predicted a bid of $50m and it would have been a project delayed for 10-20 years which eventually would have cost about $300m and he Kaka would be in his 40's.

http://www.spacedaily.com/news/oped-04zh.html

What a disgusting piece of writing. How can these people feasibly be paid for writing things as subjective as this?

You. I'm replying to everything you said, and more, tomorrow evening. I've got my special typing gloves ready for the marathon message that it's gonna be.

Good, it better be funny and informative and tbh it should contain a date when we go for a drink.
You're a nasty recluse though so I won't expect that.

And you're.....

no yeah you called me. Like, totally called me on it.

A Swiss goalkeeper is considering legal action against supporters who urinated in his water bottle during a recent match in the Swiss first division. The incident took place during FC Muri’s game at Baden at the weekend and the 34-year-old Reto Felder says he is “still feeling sick”.

“I have never experienced anything like it, said Felder of the fans, who also shouted “now you will get Aids”. “That is just primitive filth,” he said. “I took one sip and realised that it was warm but thought that it was because of the sun. But by the second sip I realised that something was wrong.”

The president of Muri’s opponents, Baden, Thomi Bräm, said he was horrified by the allegations but wanted to watch CCTV footage of the incident before commenting. A spokesperson for the Swiss FA said: “We take this incident very seriously. We are at the moment waiting to see what decision FC Baden arrives at. We can’t do too much at the moment. The club or the player can, however, go to a civil court.”

Felder still cannot believe what happened to him: “The mere thought of drinking piss is unbearable. What if, the next time, it is something that knocks you out?”