Does anybody else read The Fiver on The Guardian website? It's amusing most of the time. I heart the transfer rumours as well. Sure, you can read them on the beeb or teletext, or any tabloid, but they're never written quite so well as these...
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THE RUMOUR MILL
Spring has sprung and Manchester United are ready to gambol on Bayern
Munich's Philipp Lahm.
Martin O'Neill fancies Pascal Chimbonda. Pass it on.
The mutiny on Thaksin Shinawatra's sinking ship continues apace with
Michael Johnson and Micah Richards jumping overboard into a Lifeboat
marked 'Arsenal'.
And Zenit St Petersburg's Andriy Arshavin is shifting around in his
seat and laughing nervously because David Moyes' beady eyes won't
stop looking at him