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Tonight, children, I am going on a pilgrimage to a holy place.

Not to Lourdes or Rome, or even to the feet of that holiest of men, Sweet Jesus O'Nazareth.

No, my friends, tonight I am going to Hilden in Germany.

"What import does this place have," I hear you ask, "that Bert will subject his frail body to the rigours of an overnight coach ride and ferry crossing, accompanied only by an U16 girls football team and their no doubt soon to be drunk semi scouse parents?"

Tis none other than the birthplace of Michael Tarnat.

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The Senior Member

Please, please, please bring pics back Bert. FTR, I could never do this, I'd be jailed for...any number of dodgy things.

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KYPU

well, any number of disgusting acts revolving around a central theme.

drunk or soon-to-be-drunk 16 year old girls.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

More like soon to be 16 year old girls, drunk.

and drugged.

and violated.

and told no-one would believe them if they said anything.

no one would believe them even if pictures were plastered all over the internet, especially at mancityforum.co.uk

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

Bert's hotel room tonight:

654 (front)321..

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I Belong To City
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