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Crouch is better?


Maybe better, maybe not. Crouch might be a better bet for the Premier league though.

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I take it you haven't seen Dzeko play or seen his goal record?


Yes, I've seen him play, most recently against Manyoo of course, where he did manage to score, albeit against legendary centre halves Darren Fletcher and Michael Carrick. And yes, I've seen his goal record - he's got slightly less than 1 in 2 in three weak leagues.

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Most football players are wankers.


Fail. I doubt very much that you've met "most footballers". I doubt you've met very many at all. What you've done here is read a few stories in the press about one or two high profile players, and then extrapolate their behaviour across an entire profession. Not the brightest thing to do.

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The money gets to their heads, English players are probably the worst tbf. Cole, Lampard, Terry, Gerrard etc aren't exactly role models.


Again, fail. Have you studied all the foreign gutter press, from every nation, and compared the amount of bad publicity footballers in other countries get compared with English players? No, you haven't. What you've done here is read a few stories in the press about one or two high profile English players and then made the assumption that all English football players are more badly behaved than their foreign counterparts. Not the brightest thing to do.

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.....and then he laughs at some American tourists over 9/11.....


Sometimes humour is the best way to heal a pain tbf.


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Dzeko would be a great signing Lampard is fat and shit but conversely not actually fat and shit and is much better than Gerrard for England, even if he mainly has a skill in thumping the ball at someone's arse and hoping that the ball goes in the net. Then points to the sky because that's where his mum lives. On a blimp, so she doesn't have to touch any proles.


Thank you, BBC. This gave me the best laugh of the week.

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Fail. I doubt very much that you've met "most footballers". I doubt you've met very many at all. What you've done here is read a few stories in the press about one or two high profile players, and then extrapolate their behaviour across an entire profession. Not the brightest thing to do.



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Crouch.

Most foreign players are fucking wankers.


Fail. I doubt that you have met "most foreign players", I doubt you've met any actually. So what do you base this assumption on?


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Oooooh touché!


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Innit. Image

Blueduck, me duck, I base that assumption purely on me being a massive xenophobe. Image

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I've met a few of the foreign types. Met Ali B at the petrol station in Cheadle Royale once. He thought I was working there. Cheeky twat. i gave him a piece of my mind[color="PaleTurquoise"]*[/color].

[color="PaleTurquoise"]*fawned pathetically[/color]

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Crouch is good now, is he? You can all kiss my balls

Lampard is a top bloke. Great player. Enjoys crisps.
Bastard, are you joking about the 9/11 thing?


I think you'll find i have often been the lone voice of support for crouch on here

if he became available i'd snap harry's paw off

lampard is a twat - well documented

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Utter cock. Lampard, not Timps.

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Utter cock. Lampard, not Timps.


prolly both tbf

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Timpblue wrote:
prolly both tbf

:D


G'point. Both have tattoos. First sign of mardi gras.

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G'point. Both have tattoos. First sign of mardi gras.


two tatts

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two tatts

thanks


Getting another are you Timps, hmm, a really cool celtic arm band or maybe barbed wire, or someone special's birthdate?

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Lampard has an A level in Latin.

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Lampard has an A level in Latin.


And he votes conservative.

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Lampard got the same GCSE scores as me.

He's a very clever man. And a great player.

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Lampard got the same GCSE scores as me.

He's a very clever man. And a great player.


Gcse's........lame.

I did O'levels.......


+ Basic maths and grade 1 truancy ....:confused:

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I only ever wagged three afternoons:

1. My mate had taped Wrestlemania VI for me and I went home to watch it.

2. Went to watch Iron Maiden

3. Went to watch David Lee Roth

Never skipped a full day off school. Never really have sickies at work either.

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6'3 striker who scores 1 in 2. Where have I heard that before? Ah well, at least he won't fuck off to Africa every 2 years.

But I've noticed that a lot of players from Germany do well over here. And he's at just the right age too. What's his hold up play like? Because that's always been something that's frustrated me about Adebayor. Doesn't challenge for long balls nearly enough compared to Santa Cruz.

I also wouldn't mind taking advantage of Real Madrid's policy of dumping anyone who isn't an instant success and go for Benzema.

Not that we need strikers, of course. :D


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6'3 striker who scores 1 in 2. Where have I heard that before? Ah well, at least he won't fuck off to Africa every 2 years.

But I've noticed that a lot of players from Germany do well over here. And he's at just the right age too. What's his hold up play like? Because that's always been something that's frustrated me about Adebayor. Doesn't challenge for long balls nearly enough compared to Santa Cruz.

I also wouldn't mind taking advantage of Real Madrid's policy of dumping anyone who isn't an instant success and go for Benzema.

Not that we need strikers, of course. :D


Pretty sure Adebayor won't be doing that either tbf.


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