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Are you on drugs?

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The Senior Member

Ha - I read that and thought he said 'Deffo'.

You consider Defoe to be better than Dzeko?

Never heard of him. He looks great quality actually. He does require service though, good finisher.

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KYPU

Crouch.

Most foreign players are fucking wankers.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

Crouch is better?

I take it you haven't seen Dzeko play or seen his goal record?

Most football players are wankers. The money gets to their heads, English players are probably the worst tbf. Cole, Lampard, Terry, Gerrard etc aren't exactly role models.

I don't know a great deal bout Dzeko to be honest. But I'd take Defoe in a flash.

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** I move away from the mic to breathe in.

And seriously, what has everyone got against Lampard? Granted, the other three are fuckwits, but what has Lampard done wrong, apart from be a top class player for club and country?

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** I move away from the mic to breathe in.

He just comes across as a bit cocky that's all. He's been better the last couple of years though.

I've seen him play live, and he's fantastic.
Brilliant finisher, and built as well.

In the game i saw him (against Hamburg), he scored a goal completely against the run of play. Passed into his feet, one touch to move it from him having his back against goal to running it sideways across the penalty area, next touch sent it into the top left hand corner (IIRC). He's a top player.

Dzeko would be a great signing Lampard is fat and shit but conversely not actually fat and shit and is much better than Gerrard for England, even if he mainly has a skill in thumping the ball at someone's arse and hoping that the ball goes in the net. Then points to the sky because that's where his mum lives. On a blimp, so she doesn't have to touch any proles.

Hmm

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Posting Bi-Monthly These Days

I was born with "methemoglobinemia"

Or, you know, nine years ago when Zidane went for 75,000,000 euros (compared with 65,000,000 for Kaka).

.....and then he laughs at some American tourists over 9/11.....

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And put on that wig I bought you. No, no, no, no. The reddish-brown one.

No thankyou.

Too inconsistent.

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Pride In Battle.

*takes deep breath for another anti spurs rant*



defoe? no ta - one of those players that will spend his entire career south of watford cos it's real innit? (see cole, j)

crouch - yes please, english and very good - he's the future you know

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'Fabio, the round thing there is the ball'

Aguero

1 goal in 2 for last two years ain't bad.
Still no though.

hais

my old mp just got elected to head the 1922 committee. He resigned from the old shadow cabinet because of dave's views on grammar schools

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tbf.

9/11 was caused by MRAMB and his Jewish chums.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

Brady isn't it? I'm sure that, as the right wing leader of the 1922, his views reflect mine more than Dave tbf.
I'm not aware of Dave's views on grammar schools but I'm all for them.

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tbf.

Crouch is good now, is he? You can all kiss my balls

Lampard is a top bloke. Great player. Enjoys crisps.
Bastard, are you joking about the 9/11 thing?

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