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PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:59 pm 
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good story about andy

David Moyes's problem with Everton fans, following on from André Villas‑Boas asking for a Tromso supporter to be ejected during Tottenham's recent Europa League tie in Norway, reminds me of a story Andy Morrison used to tell about the way he dealt with one loudmouth spectator.

Morrison was the Manchester City captain during their days in the old Second Division, built like the bouncer at a backstreet nightclub and quite often acting like one. He went on to become assistant manager at Worcester City and one Saturday, in a game at Kettering, there was a bloke behind the dugout spending virtually the entire match yelling abuse in his direction.

Horrible, personal stuff. "My son was in the crowd and I felt like the focus of the whole stadium was on me," Morrison recalls. "The funny thing is, if you've got 30,000 people chanting abuse in your direction, calling you a fat bastard or whatever, you don't hear it and it means nothing. When it's one voice it suddenly becomes highly personal. Call me weak, call me immature, but he got inside my head. I felt physically sick."

The next weekend Morrison put on a hat, pulled a scarf over his face and drove to Redditch, where Kettering were playing, on the pretence he was on a scouting mission. He finally caught up with his man, in the urinals behind the away end, removed his disguise and introduced himself the old-fashioned way, lifting him off the floor and pinning him to the wall (Morrison, to give you a clue, called his autobiography The Good, the Mad and the Ugly). That was the moment he realised the guy he was holding had wet himself. It's not what they advise at the League Managers Association but there are plenty of its members, I would imagine, who will appreciate the story.

love you andy.... :clap:

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Brilliant :D


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Here's an odd one.

Monaco have replaced Falcao (injured) with Berbatoss.

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fulham might be less fucked without him. think like us with kinkladze - great to watch but not what you need to avoid relegation.

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fulham might be less fucked without him. think like us with kinkladze - great to watch but not what you need to avoid relegation.

Funny i was thiking this.


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fulham might be less fucked without him. think like us with kinkladze - great to watch but not what you need to avoid relegation.


This. Good move for both parties probs. He gets to chill in the south of France with exclusive hookers. Like Studs, but with talent and charisma.

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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
fulham might be less fucked without him. think like us with kinkladze - great to watch but not what you need to avoid relegation.


This. Good move for both parties probs. He gets to chill in the south of France with exclusive hookers. Like Studs, but with talent and charisma.


To mention but two....... :whistle:

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Seems that Fernando at Porto will be with us in the Summer on a free.

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Barcelona after David Silva in the Summer.

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Seems that Fernando at Porto has signed a contract extension.

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So we all knew we needed cover at centre half and that Garcia is shit but we now learn that Fred is out and Yaya is playing with an injury. We should have met Porto's asking price


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So we all knew we needed cover at centre half and that Garcia is shit but we now learn that Fred is out and Yaya is playing with an injury. We should have met Porto's asking price

I agree, easy to say when it's someone else's money but we really should've signed at least one of them seeing as we're fighting on 4 fronts.


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Seems flippant to say we should have spent more than most teams transfer budget for two or more seasons but we are operating at a different end of the spectrum and there isn't one of those clubs who wouldn't happily swap places with us.


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all this talk of quadruples has fucked us, hand in hand with not filling positions of obvious weakness in what is an otherwise terrifyingly good squad.

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I just hope we win something. We willl look silly if we fall between 4 stools

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Heard of the name, is he any good does anyone know?

Racing Club president Víctor Blanco to El Confidencial: "Bruno Zuculini has signed an agreement to join Manchester City in June."

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I've seen his cheap-shit "Designer" crap on the Shopping Channel.

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erm.....

MCFC have approached Messi’s father Jorge and told him that they are willing to pay his buyout clause at Barcelona. (El Confidencial)

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