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I knew a chick who called it her "mini".

Believe me it wasn't.

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And put on that wig I bought you. No, no, no, no. The reddish-brown one.

pm everyone!

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And put on that wig I bought you. No, no, no, no. The reddish-brown one.

I think we should ask the ladies on here what their preferred word for their bits is. Ladygarden? Fanny? C*nt? Hairy axe wound? Stink trench? Pussy?

I think pussy sounds too American, fanny too old fashioned, all the others are just silly so I usually go for c*nt, because it sounds rude.

Biff, minge, gash, haddock pasty, clunge....

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italics are for puffs

Clopper

noonoo
like the hoover creature in tellytubbies.
how's that for a bad head picture?

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

that and hairy axe wound are the grimmest, i think.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

I think Gibbi's definitely gay. He's just posted on facebook that he thinks he might be a screaming bender.

Didn't Jade Goody describe hers as her 'kebab' live on BB?

Chembab?

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Allegedly

indeed

and it is now.
what's left of it after the operations anyway. wonder if they consummated the marriage...

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

My ex-girlfriend has just broken up with her new boyfriend, who by all accounts was a c^nt, as she described 'a reformed smack addict that isn't very reformed'. I havent heard this from her but her Facebook status tells the tale plainly. And she has just 1 month ago moved in with him.

Should I be as delighted as I am? Am I evil?

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KYPU

Yes smile gleefully

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Posting Bi-Monthly These Days

I was born with "methemoglobinemia"

yes you should be, no you're not

what life without a bit of schadenfreude?

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'Fabio, the round thing there is the ball'

Aguero

I just learnt a new word.

She is a hotty too, I was annoyed when it ended, long distance thing. Bollox. Like any idiot girl she'll probably get back with him. I'll do my best, would be in poor taste to send a get well soon card?

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KYPU

yes and no


and cackle a bit
worth giving her a bell to see if you can offer some dick to cry on?

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

depends what the get well card said, or what was pictured...

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

it's a cracking word and sums up the british attitude perfectly, which is wierd, cos it's german

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'Fabio, the round thing there is the ball'

Aguero

I'll keep you up to date how I get back inside her head, slowly but creepily. Creepy like a fox!

A point of interest, a girl in my office rides horse. Not at work but in her spare time. Horse riding does NOTHING for a woman's figure.

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KYPU

Danny, wtf, what is your signature from? I just read it and it creeped me out.

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A double-bed and a stalwart lover, for sure
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