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Man walks into the marital bedroom where his wife is reading in bed carrying a sheep. He says "This is the pig that I have sex with when you've got a headache," to which she looks up and replies scornfully, "I think you'll find that's a sheep."

"Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."


she's an oldie, but a goodie. 6/10 for you.

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This guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move.
"No thank you," she said politely. "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love."
"That must be rather difficult," the man replied.
"Oh, I don't mind too much," she said. "But, it has my husband pretty upset."

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Surely if I was him, I'd wanna stay for a season, give it a go and see how I got on, not just quit at the first chance you've got!? :confused:


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If they are offering more than we paid for him (very very unlikely) we should take their hand off.

He came with the reputation that he has an attitude problem and he has shown this to be the case. Hes not played a full game for us and hes saying he wants to go back to italy. Better off shut of him for sure, no loyalty or desire there to play for our club. He never played last season so its not like we are going to miss him is it...

We will need the money as well, as preticted we are going to get nothing like £9 million back for Bianchi IF we was lucky enough to find someone to buy him in Italy.

Its a shame as I think Biachi is one of the main factors in Sven losing his job.


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If they are offering more than we paid for him (very very unlikely) we should take their hand off.

He came with the reputation that he had an attitide problem and he has shown this to be the case. [color="Red"]Hes not played a full game for us and hes saying he wants to go back to italy. Better off shut of him for sure, no loyalty or desire there to play for our club. He never played last season so its not like we are going to miss him is it...[/color]

We will need the money as well, as preticted we are going to get nothing like £9 million back for Bianchi IF we was lucky enough to find someone to buy him in Italy.

Its a shame as I think Biachi is one of the main factors in Sven losing his job.


What a load of shit. The TABLOIDS have said he want's to go back to Italy.

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NO his AGENT has said he will want to go back to Italy if Sven is sacked....


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NO his AGENT has said he will want to go back to Italy if Sven is sacked....


OK, his agent has said it. Not normally known for speaking the truth are they? ;)

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But if it wasnt true, he was a decent bloke and wanted to stay he would have issued a retraction as Elano, Petrov, Richards etc have recently when such statements / rumours were made.

The guys a knob head and we would be better off getting rid, problem is I cant see Genoe paying more than we paid for him when hes not played for a season and had a cruciate injury.

They will want a season long loan with a view to a permanent deal. no f***ing way....

All I was saying is that It would be very good business getting our money back on him IF it was on offer.


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alera wrote:
But if it wasnt true, he was a decent bloke and wanted to stay he would have issued a retraction as Elano, Petrov, Richards etc have recently when such statements / rumours were made.

The guys a knob head and we would be better off getting rid, problem is I cant see Genoe paying more than we paid for him when hes not played for a season and had a cruciate injury.

They will want a season long loan with a view to a permanent deal. no f***ing way....

All I was saying is that It would be very good business getting our money back on him IF it was on offer.


Why oh why do people get so upset over rumours and hearsay???

You need to chill out a little and only get stressed if or when you hear anything official, otherwise you are in for a very stressful summer.


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alera wrote:
But if it wasnt true, he was a decent bloke and wanted to stay he would have issued a retraction as Elano, Petrov, Richards etc have recently when such statements / rumours were made.

The guys a knob head and we would be better off getting rid, problem is I cant see Genoe paying more than we paid for him when hes not played for a season and had a cruciate injury.

They will want a season long loan with a view to a permanent deal. no f***ing way....

All I was saying is that It would be very good business getting our money back on him IF it was on offer.


Maybe he is a dick but from what I've heard on his day he's a class player. There's just so much speculation flying around at the moment that I believe nothing until it's in the OS.

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where the fuck is genoa? never heard of the place.


Hi i come from Genoa.

Genoa is the first italian football team. (7 september 1893)


the quarter society for badge number.

Juventus 27
Milan 17
Inter 16
Genoa 9
Torino 7
ecc... ecc...

sixth for number of supporters.


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We nicked Genoa's flag as our own to try and get them to protect us on the high seas. They had big boats and lots of them. Now we have their cross of St George. Ta.


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It was the 12th century. We nicked loads of stuff then. We was bad. You was undiscovered.


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Oh and, morning Miggsy.


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why?


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why?


Because England's national flag, The St George Cross, is actually Genoa's flag. We stole it in the the 12th Century. Bert might remember it.


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bert may have won a competition to design the flag, hi emigre how are ya mate

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why?


becasue i said so

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bert may have won a competition to design the flag, hi emigre how are ya mate


Good ta. Just about to hit the sack. Yawn!


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