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 Post subject: Re: Yaya Toure
PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:46 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Yaya Toure
PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:58 pm 
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He's really quite good is Yaya. When do we start panicking that he is aging/leaving. I don't care to imagine a City era post-Yaya. Or Aguero for that matter.


I'm already shitting it. Ruined my enjoyment of the match last night tbh.

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 Post subject: Re: Yaya Toure
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ok im dropping the bomb. been thinking over this a lot, i think yaya is not a top player like who can perform in the
champions league. now shoot me


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 Post subject: Re: Yaya Toure
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 Post subject: Re: Yaya Toure
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I hate tattoos, but I reckon I am close to a Yaya one. One of he and I cuddling. and laughing. and he has a look a little bit like 'it's always fun with us!' but if you pay close attention there is just a hint of 'but I am proper in to you, honest.'.

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 Post subject: Re: Yaya Toure
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Yayas agent saying that he wants away because the club forgot to wish him a happy birthday!!!
Know how he feels, I was devastated when you shower of fucks forgot mine....
I was going to leave the forum and lurk somewhere else but I gave you a second chance...you only have another eight chances left btw :mad:


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 Post subject: Re: Yaya Toure
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Yayas agent saying that he wants away because the club forgot to wish him a happy birthday!!!
Know how he feels, I was devastated when you shower of fucks forgot mine....
I was going to leave the forum and lurk somewhere else but I gave you a second chance...you only have another eight chances left btw :mad:

I'm putting a transfer request in a work..cunts have never ever wished ne happy birthday. .

im gonna give up my 11mil a year... :mad:
Im pretty sure yaya will still be with us next season

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 Post subject: Re: Yaya Toure
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Just stay you great big fucking lump...

That should do it. :approve:


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 Post subject: Re: Yaya Toure
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Just stay you great big fucking lump...

That should do it. :approve:

*the cake - don't forget the cake!!! oh, and candles as well!!*


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 Post subject: Re: Yaya Toure
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I am afraid boys that this story is true











































It was in the Sun

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 Post subject: Re: Yaya Toure
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2014 1:07 pm 
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yaya toure ‏@Toure_yaya42 7m
Jokes aside. Please do not take words that do not come out of MY mouth seriously. Judge my commitment to @MCFC by my performances.



yaya toure ‏@Toure_yaya42 7m

Thanks for all the birthday messages today. Card from City just arrived... Must have got lost in the post. Haha


The Fuck Yaya?????

yaya toure ‏@Toure_yaya42 13m

Everything dimitry said is true . He speaks for me . I will give an interview after world cup to explain

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 Post subject: Re: Yaya Toure
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Yaya Toure's agent says Yaya Toure wants "more attention from the club." Adding: "Some clubs give flowers and it isn't about money."

Yaya Toure's agent: "I don't know if Yaya will be playing for City next season."

Seluk: City staff must say sorry to Yaya for the way he was treated, then there will be no problem from Yaya, if not, we can leave

It's about money alright.


What a fucking mess

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 Post subject: Re: Yaya Toure
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2014 3:56 pm 
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Yayas agent on SSN just before.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypsEW7oafjE[/youtube]

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 Post subject: Re: Yaya Toure
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Yaya's agent is a dick. Upset because the owners didn't shake his hand, I've never heard anything like it.

Sorry Yaya, you signed a 4 year renewal last summer, you'll just have to make do with £200,000 a week for now.


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 Post subject: Re: Yaya Toure
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My position has always been that all football agents should be rounded up and shot into the sun. All this has done is made me want to augment that by perhaps filling the rocket with horny zombies with big maggoty cocks to escort them on their final trip.


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 Post subject: Re: Yaya Toure
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lol. doesn't his agent do this every summer?

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 Post subject: Re: Yaya Toure
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 Post subject: Re: Yaya Toure
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 Post subject: Re: Yaya Toure
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fucking took the shine off my day this and of us winning the title..

Who is there that could replace him..some lad on talksport said lets shift the moaning git yaya, 25+ mill frees up around 280k in wages and go for paul pogba...
not a bad fucking shout..

wait until after the world cup...wtf yaya. :mad:

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 Post subject: Re: Yaya Toure
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Thanks and fuck off Yaya

Pogba sounds like a Dacia model. I want him


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