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I don't think many Cardiff City supporters know the way to Antalya, or indeed anywhere in Turkey apart from Marmaris and Bodrum.

That sounds vaguely reminiscent of my first strip club experience on my 18th birthday.

Holiday romances are great but falling madly in love like BBC has is a schoolboy error. You should leave it as a happy memory - you don't want to see the expression on her face when she opens the door to you, suitcases in hand, saying "I've moved out here so we can be together forever!!!".

The 30 yr old teacher might be good for another crack though.

If anyone's fallen madly in love it's her for me.

Teacher is definitely on, she sent me a message saying she can't stop thinking about me and knows she shouldn't say that but is confused about her feelings or something. She's trying to get us tickets to seePulp in Brixton at the start of September.

Finish with her quick...

Yeh, yeh, we all think we're the 'special one'. It's called 'stripper syndrome*'. You go to a strip club, get drunk, see a beautiful girl, fall in love and she claims you are different to all the other guys she see through there and maybe you should meet outside work sometime, and look I am not allowed to kiss you but you seem so genuine and different. And then you get dragged out by your mates at 4am, you wake up hungover as fuck and realise you've been raped through your wallet and you never, ever see her again.

Same deal for summer euro holidays.

*I call it 'stripper syndrome'.

I was in a bar a couple of weeks ago, I'd just been to the ATM so had a bit of a wedge in my wallet.

Time came to pay the drinks bill, I open my wallet and one of the bar girls, peering over my shoulder, declares:

"You looking very handsome tonight.

Maybe she 'fell madly in love' with you :rolleyes:

Oh woe is you, what a miserable life. Your girl management skills are entry level. What are you, 24? You should be shagging your arse off and enjoying yourself. Make a few decisions and make it happen. God's sake man up.

"raped through your wallet"! I'm taking ownership of that one

The 30 yr old teacher might be good for another crack though.

Gold, so true though. Girls are fucking filth-bags.

22 years ago imet agirl in a foreign land. N aturally she was besotted with meand so began the oddysey which took me through angst frustration divorce near bankruptcy cohabitation marraige two more children mortgages emigration morenaked women than you couldshake a stick at and a volvo Do not say you have not been warned bbc

Typing on this android thing is bollocks

What the fuck? More typos and grammar errors than ever Bert. Smarten up.

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liver takes a pounding

Author:	Danny's Studs [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:05 pm ]
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BiscuitBlueCheese wrote: I don't think many Cardiff City supporters know the way to Antalya, or indeed anywhere in Turkey apart from Marmaris and Bodrum. What are you Ferdinand Magellan now you've been to a slightly smaller place than Istanbul in Turkey now? Full of Russian's is Antalya. BiscuitBlueCheese wrote: That sounds vaguely reminiscent of my first strip club experience on my 18th birthday. ...and soon to be about exactly the same as your 2011 summer holiday in Antalya. Let me guess you paid for everything while you were. admit it! Don't you lie now!

Author:	BiscuitBlueCheese [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:10 pm ]
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South East Citizen wrote: Holiday romances are great but falling madly in love like BBC has is a schoolboy error. You should leave it as a happy memory - you don't want to see the expression on her face when she opens the door to you, suitcases in hand, saying "I've moved out here so we can be together forever!!!". The 30 yr old teacher might be good for another crack though. If anyone's fallen madly in love it's her for me. Teacher is definitely on, she sent me a message saying she can't stop thinking about me and knows she shouldn't say that but is confused about her feelings or something. She's trying to get us tickets to see Pulp in Brixton at the start of September.

Author:	kippax_in_my_blood [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:11 pm ]
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BiscuitBlueCheese wrote: If anyone's fallen madly in love it's her for me. Teacher is definitely on, she sent me a message saying she can't stop thinking about me and knows she shouldn't say that but is confused about her feelings or something. She's trying to get us tickets to seePulp in Brixton at the start of September. Finish with her quick...

Author:	Danny's Studs [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:12 pm ]
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kippax_in_my_blood wrote: Finish with her quick... in fairness the amount of sex BBC passes by should be over with in about 4 or 5 strokes.

Author:	Khabom [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:19 pm ]
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Danny's Studs wrote: Yeh, yeh, we all think we're the 'special one'. It's called 'stripper syndrome'. You go to a strip club, get drunk, see a beautiful girl, fall in love and she claims you are different to all the other guys she see through there and maybe you should meet outside work sometime, and look I am not allowed to kiss you but you seem so genuine and different. And then you get dragged out by your mates at 4am, you wake up hungover as fuck and realise you've been raped through your wallet and you never, ever see her again. Same deal for summer euro holidays. I call it 'stripper syndrome'. I was in a bar a couple of weeks ago, I'd just been to the ATM so had a bit of a wedge in my wallet. Time came to pay the drinks bill, I open my wallet and one of the bar girls, peering over my shoulder, declares: "You looking very handsome tonight. "

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Author:	South East Citizen [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:20 pm ]
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Khabom wrote: I was in a bar a couple of weeks ago, I'd just been to the ATM so had a bit of a wedge in my wallet. Time came to pay the drinks bill, I open my wallet and one of the bar girls, peering over my shoulder, declares: "You looking very handsome tonight. " Maybe she 'fell madly in love' with you

Author:	Khabom [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:25 pm ]
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South East Citizen wrote: Maybe she 'fell madly in love' with you S'true, She told me so.

Author:	gibbonicus_andronicus [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:37 pm ]
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Danny's Studs wrote: Oh woe is you, what a miserable life. Your girl management skills are entry level. What are you, 24? You should be shagging your arse off and enjoying yourself. Make a few decisions and make it happen. God's sake man up. he's taken long enough and passed up enough pussy. despite advice to "FUCKING DO IT OR YOU'LL REGRET IT WHEN YOUR BALLS ARE HANGING PAST YOUR KNEES" South East Citizen wrote: "raped through your wallet"! I'm taking ownership of that one Holiday romances are great but falling madly in love like BBC has is a schoolboy error. You should leave it as a happy memory - you don't want to see the expression on her face when she opens the door to you, suitcases in hand, saying "I've moved out here so we can be together forever!!!". The 30 yr old teacher might be good for another crack though. if he wants aids. Danny's Studs wrote: Gold, so true though. Girls are fucking filth-bags. yep

Author:	Bert Trautmanns neck brace [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:45 pm ]
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22 years ago imet agirl in a foreign land. N aturally she was besotted with meand so began the oddysey which took me through angst frustration divorce near bankruptcy cohabitation marraige two more children mortgages emigration morenaked women than you couldshake a stick at and a volvo Do not say you have not been warned bbc

Author:	Khabom [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:01 pm ]
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Danny's Studs wrote: What the fuck? More typos and grammar errors than ever Bert. Smarten up. Someone's found Bert's password.

Author:	cooder [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:06 pm ]
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BiscuitBlueCheese wrote: sounds good to me liver takes a pounding

Author:	interminan [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:26 pm ]
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Just woke up off nights, rushes to see if the forum has any news on nasri , and the thread has been turned into a page from the wifes take a break,,fuckin sort it out, two birds want fucking then fuck em

Author:	cooder [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:28 pm ]
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interminan wrote: Just woke up off nights, rushes to see if the forum has any news on nasri , and the thread has been turned into a page from the wifes take a break,,fuckin sort it out, two birds want fucking then fuck em truedat.

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