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can't see YT at work. damnit.

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KYPU

I've had an irrational hatred of Nasri for a while stemming from the fact he looks like a french lesbian horse, especially when he runs off whinnying to celebrate a goal. That hatred is slowly dissipating though imagining him playing for us becauase he is undoubtedly brilliant.

Because I don't want to be here! And also the final realisation that I need to break up with my girlfriend fuelled by the fact I did a bad thing and kind of have two girls falling for me, one in London and one in Turkey.

Nice one "Romance":rolleyes:

What can I do sometimes.

Oh woe is you, what a miserable life. Your girl management skills are entry level. What are you, 24? You should be shagging your arse off and enjoying yourself. Make a few decisions and make it happen. God's sake man up.

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KYPU

22 and yes I know, I'm in the process of those decisions right now.

I remember always buying him on either CL or FM. The dugout.net had him down as a young player that you should sign as "he's the next Zidane" so have known about him for years.

Don't think he's quite climbed those heights, but an impressive player and for cheaper than Milner...

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[color="Silver"]Bring back the 8 Ball![/color]

Don't feel too bad about breaking up with the GF, on the bright side she may be dying to break up with you and you'll be doing her a favour.

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KYPU

I don't feel too bad at all and thats why I know I should do it. I didn't miss her when I was gone, at all, and when I saw her waiting for me at Manchester airport I was like 'ah fuck' seeing as just 8 hours ago I was being kissed goodbye by someone else as I got on the boat to leave butterfly valley. Didn't feel any guilt, as callous as that sounds. I don't think she's dying to break up with me but she knows we're heading in different directions, literally and figuratively, so it won't come as too much of a shock and it's best for her that it happens before her final year so she can meet new people.

The Turkish bird will be fucking some other english guy by now. Brits abroad are always more fascinating to european birds than they actually are - you were lucky to get out of there before she realised it.

That's almost the total opposite of what the actual situation is.

Dude, having a girl friend during university is like locking yourself in a room full of naked hotties, cutting your penis off and throwing it out the window.



*ouch* truth hurts but yeh it's true. she is probably right now being roasted by some cardiff city supporters.

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KYPU

Bet it's not.

It really is.

I don't think many Cardiff City supporters know the way to Antalya, or indeed anywhere in Turkey apart from Marmaris and Bodrum.

Yeh, yeh, we all think we're the 'special one'. It's called 'stripper syndrome*'. You go to a strip club, get drunk, see a beautiful girl, fall in love and she claims you are different to all the other guys she see through there and maybe you should meet outside work sometime, and look I am not allowed to kiss you but you seem so genuine and different. And then you get dragged out by your mates at 4am, you wake up hungover as fuck and realise you've been raped through your wallet and you never, ever see her again.

Same deal for summer euro holidays.

*I call it 'stripper syndrome'.

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KYPU

That sounds vaguely reminiscent of my first strip club experience on my 18th birthday.

"raped through your wallet"! I'm taking ownership of that one

Holiday romances are great but falling madly in love like BBC has is a schoolboy error. You should leave it as a happy memory - you don't want to see the expression on her face when she opens the door to you, suitcases in hand, saying "I've moved out here so we can be together forever!!!".

The 30 yr old teacher might be good for another crack though.