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This topic stains the gleaming reputation of these noble forums. Kindly cease and desist.

So many lols on here tonight.

brings a tear to my eye

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

I think the forum has been quite good recently... relatively speaking.

It's been rejuvenated somewhat tbf:)

It's only gleaming due to all the cum stains which have been vigorously polished into it's tarnished surface.

The 3,220 members agree with this.

can you polish semen? i know you can polish a turd. a lion turd, specifically.

thanks, mythbusters!

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

I try my best.

No, no, no. It's not you. It's been since before you came back. Fuckin' hell.

Ahem.

How fucking good is Mythbusters?

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Has BBC boned this Nasri look-a-like in Turkey or what then?

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The only pureness left is preached by Tintin (apres Tintin in The Congo).

give basser have a chance he'd be all over this.

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hopefully news today about Nasri and hopefully we'll hear that BBC has finally dumped his GF

I've had a bit of loathing towards Nasri for a couple of years but it's funny how the idea of him coming to City throws all that out of the window.

Being one of Wenger's hareem of pretty young midgets instantly sparks my murderous hatred but I was also drawn to reports in the paper of an incident with William Gallas (see fight #2) and the 32 year old in me thought "jumped up little prick, you've done nothing; Henry's won everything going, of course there's going to be hierarchy in a team so respect your fucking elders you twat..."

The thought that he's coming to City has made me re-reason that Gallas has always been a stroppy moany bitch. What was all that sitting on the pitch about?! You're the fucking Captain. Prick. Nasri was right not to put up with his shit.

i guess if you mix the two, as is his speciality, then it'd make it easier. sort of turn it into a cummy-pooey paste, let it dry and harden and then get polishing...


we were rumoured to be in for him years ago, when we were still pretty shit, iirc. he is still a jumped up little shit... but gallas is a fucking knobber of the first degree.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

No.

apparently turkish girls are reluctant to put out.

which is a lie.

they do anal at the drop of a hat i hear. she's prolly trying to lure him back out there so her brothers can have a go.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

She's madly in love with him though. Probably didn't want to have sex with him in case she suffered a sensory overload and her brain exploded

we are cruel, aren't we.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

turkish girls are quite difficult to get in the sack tbf.

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