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I don't think many Cardiff City supporters know the way to Antalya, or indeed anywhere in Turkey apart from Marmaris and Bodrum.


What are you Ferdinand Magellan now you've been to a slightly smaller place than Istanbul in Turkey now? Full of Russian's is Antalya.

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That sounds vaguely reminiscent of my first strip club experience on my 18th birthday.


...and soon to be about exactly the same as your 2011 summer holiday in Antalya.

Let me guess you paid for everything while you were. admit it! Don't you lie now!

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Holiday romances are great but falling madly in love like BBC has is a schoolboy error. You should leave it as a happy memory - you don't want to see the expression on her face when she opens the door to you, suitcases in hand, saying "I've moved out here so we can be together forever!!!". :(

The 30 yr old teacher might be good for another crack though.


If anyone's fallen madly in love it's her for me.

Teacher is definitely on, she sent me a message saying she can't stop thinking about me and knows she shouldn't say that but is confused about her feelings or something. She's trying to get us tickets to see Pulp in Brixton at the start of September.


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If anyone's fallen madly in love it's her for me.

Teacher is definitely on, she sent me a message saying she can't stop thinking about me and knows she shouldn't say that but is confused about her feelings or something. She's trying to get us tickets to seePulp in Brixton at the start of September.


Finish with her quick...

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kippax_in_my_blood wrote:
Finish with her quick...


in fairness the amount of sex BBC passes by should be over with in about 4 or 5 strokes.

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Yeh, yeh, we all think we're the 'special one'. It's called 'stripper syndrome*'. You go to a strip club, get drunk, see a beautiful girl, fall in love and she claims you are different to all the other guys she see through there and maybe you should meet outside work sometime, and look I am not allowed to kiss you but you seem so genuine and different. And then you get dragged out by your mates at 4am, you wake up hungover as fuck and realise you've been raped through your wallet and you never, ever see her again.

Same deal for summer euro holidays.

*I call it 'stripper syndrome'.


I was in a bar a couple of weeks ago, I'd just been to the ATM so had a bit of a wedge in my wallet.

Time came to pay the drinks bill, I open my wallet and one of the bar girls, peering over my shoulder, declares:

"You looking very handsome tonight. :D"


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I was in a bar a couple of weeks ago, I'd just been to the ATM so had a bit of a wedge in my wallet.

Time came to pay the drinks bill, I open my wallet and one of the bar girls, peering over my shoulder, declares:

"You looking very handsome tonight. :D"


Maybe she 'fell madly in love' with you :rolleyes:


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Maybe she 'fell madly in love' with you :rolleyes:


S'true, She told me so. :approve:


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Khabom wrote:
I was in a bar a couple of weeks ago, I'd just been to the ATM so had a bit of a wedge in my wallet.

Time came to pay the drinks bill, I open my wallet and one of the bar girls, peering over my shoulder, declares:

"You looking very handsome tonight. :D"


Gold, so true though. Girls are fucking filth-bags.

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Danny's Studs wrote:
Oh woe is you, what a miserable life. Your girl management skills are entry level. What are you, 24? You should be shagging your arse off and enjoying yourself. Make a few decisions and make it happen. God's sake man up.

he's taken long enough and passed up enough pussy. despite advice to "FUCKING DO IT OR YOU'LL REGRET IT WHEN YOUR BALLS ARE HANGING PAST YOUR KNEES"
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"raped through your wallet"! I'm taking ownership of that one :D

Holiday romances are great but falling madly in love like BBC has is a schoolboy error. You should leave it as a happy memory - you don't want to see the expression on her face when she opens the door to you, suitcases in hand, saying "I've moved out here so we can be together forever!!!". :(

The 30 yr old teacher might be good for another crack though.

if he wants aids.
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Gold, so true though. Girls are fucking filth-bags.


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22 years ago imet agirl in a foreign land. N aturally she was besotted with meand so began the oddysey which took me through angst frustration divorce near bankruptcy cohabitation marraige two more children mortgages emigration morenaked women than you couldshake a stick at and a volvo Do not say you have not been warned bbc

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Bert Trautmanns neck brace wrote:
22 years ago imet agirl in a foreign land. N aturally she was besotted with meand so began the oddysey which took me through angst frustration divorce near bankruptcy cohabitation marraige two more children mortgages emigration morenaked women than you couldshake a stick at and a volvo Do not say you have not been warned bbc


What the fuck? More typos and grammar errors than ever Bert. Smarten up.

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Typing on this android thing is bollocks

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Typing on this android thing is bollocks


Hey, hey, hey! :mad: *points finger*

You've been told once, no more.

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What the fuck? More typos and grammar errors than ever Bert. Smarten up.


Someone's found Bert's password. :eek:


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Bert Trautmanns neck brace wrote:
22 years ago imet agirl in a foreign land. N aturally she was besotted with meand so began the oddysey which took me through angst frustration divorce near bankruptcy cohabitation marraige two more children mortgages emigration morenaked women than you couldshake a stick at and a volvo Do not say you have not been warned bbc


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BiscuitBlueCheese wrote:
sounds good to me


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Just woke up off nights, rushes to see if the forum has any news on nasri , and the thread has been turned into a page from the wifes take a break,,fuckin sort it out, two birds want fucking then fuck em

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Just woke up off nights, rushes to see if the forum has any news on nasri , and the thread has been turned into a page from the wifes take a break,,fuckin sort it out, two birds want fucking then fuck em


truedat.

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Just woke up off nights, rushes to see if [SIZE="6"]the forum has any news[/SIZE] on nasri , and the thread has been turned into a page from the wifes take a break,,fuckin sort it out, two birds want fucking then fuck em


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liver takes a pounding


I forgot that bit, near alcoholism.

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