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Author:  Danny's Studs [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:29 pm ]
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Is he better than Chuck Norris?

Author:  gibbonicus_andronicus [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:32 pm ]
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he could kick the living shit out of chuck norris.

Author:  Timpblue [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:35 pm ]
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when chuck norris goes to sleep, he checks under the bed to make sure mario balloteli isn't waiting for him.

mario never sleeps

Author:  gibbonicus_andronicus [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:39 pm ]
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mario eats coal and shits out diamonds

Author:  GermanCityFan [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:40 pm ]
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Jesus walked over water. Mario Balotelli walks over Jesus.

Author:  Timpblue [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:17 pm ]
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Mario's right foot is a registered lethal weapon.

His left foot just maims you.

Author:  blue mooner 1988 [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:21 pm ]
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As long as Mario, Micah and Yaya don't sign with the UFC any time soon we should do well this season

Author:  South East Citizen [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:31 pm ]
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blue mooner 1988 wrote:
As long as Mario, Micah and Yaya don't sign with the UFC any time soon we should do well this season


What about Kung Fu master Nige?

Author:  Danny's Studs [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:33 pm ]
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Prefer if Micah actually signed with UFC tbf.

Super Mario can make a religious person speak sense.

Super Mario is a brotha that'll smother yo' mother,
and make yo' sister think he loves her.
Dangerous motherfucker raises hell
and if he ever gets caught makes bail.

Author:  blue mooner 1988 [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:50 pm ]
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South East Citizen wrote:
What about Kung Fu master Nige?


Kung Fu doesn't work in the UFC, or I haven't seen it anyway, he could do hollywood films though

Author:  Bastard [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:55 pm ]
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Meh.

I'd kick fuck out of him. Then I'd do Micah. Then I'd do Studs. In the ass.

Author:  South East Citizen [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:02 pm ]
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blue mooner 1988 wrote:
Kung Fu doesn't work in the UFC, or I haven't seen it anyway, he could do hollywood films though


It'd fucking work if you landed it.

Author:  Danny's Studs [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:02 pm ]
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You'd do Micah before me?!

Fuck you Bastard, what kinda back-handed compliment is that?!

Author:  blue mooner 1988 [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:06 pm ]
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South East Citizen wrote:
It'd fucking work if you landed it.


Thanks but I would require to wear football boots to do any damage :rolleyes:

Author:  gibbonicus_andronicus [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:35 pm ]
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Danny's Studs wrote:
You'd do Micah before me?!

Fuck you Bastard, what kinda back-handed compliment is that?!


think of it as warming up before he gets to you.

Author:  South East Citizen [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:37 pm ]
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Danny's Studs wrote:
You'd do Micah before me?!

Fuck you Bastard, what kinda back-handed compliment is that?!


Given Micah's fondness for a spit roast, I'm sure some kind of compromise could be reached...

Author:  Danny's Studs [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:36 pm ]
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South East Citizen wrote:
Given Micah's fondness for a spit roast, I'm sure some kind of compromise could be reached...


Excuse you. I hardly know him. /disgusted

Author:  gibbonicus_andronicus [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:37 pm ]
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i'm sure you cuold get to know him very... deeply... in a short space of time though.

Author:  Danny's Studs [ Sat Aug 21, 2010 8:25 am ]
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Apparently on the plane trip back to Manchester SM drew up a very plausible diagram for a perpetual motion machine. He then nailed all the stewardesses, and the co-pilot, just cos he wanted to.

Author:  Gallagheresque [ Sat Aug 28, 2010 6:09 pm ]
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Crashed his car he has.

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