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Author: | Danny's Studs [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:29 pm ] |
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Is he better than Chuck Norris? |
Author: | gibbonicus_andronicus [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:32 pm ] |
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he could kick the living shit out of chuck norris. |
Author: | Timpblue [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:35 pm ] |
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when chuck norris goes to sleep, he checks under the bed to make sure mario balloteli isn't waiting for him. mario never sleeps |
Author: | gibbonicus_andronicus [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:39 pm ] |
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mario eats coal and shits out diamonds |
Author: | GermanCityFan [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:40 pm ] |
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Jesus walked over water. Mario Balotelli walks over Jesus. |
Author: | Timpblue [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:17 pm ] |
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Mario's right foot is a registered lethal weapon. His left foot just maims you. |
Author: | blue mooner 1988 [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:21 pm ] |
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As long as Mario, Micah and Yaya don't sign with the UFC any time soon we should do well this season |
Author: | South East Citizen [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:31 pm ] |
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blue mooner 1988 wrote: As long as Mario, Micah and Yaya don't sign with the UFC any time soon we should do well this season
What about Kung Fu master Nige? |
Author: | Danny's Studs [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:33 pm ] |
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Prefer if Micah actually signed with UFC tbf. Super Mario can make a religious person speak sense. Super Mario is a brotha that'll smother yo' mother, and make yo' sister think he loves her. Dangerous motherfucker raises hell and if he ever gets caught makes bail. |
Author: | blue mooner 1988 [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:50 pm ] |
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South East Citizen wrote: What about Kung Fu master Nige?
Kung Fu doesn't work in the UFC, or I haven't seen it anyway, he could do hollywood films though |
Author: | Bastard [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:55 pm ] |
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Meh. I'd kick fuck out of him. Then I'd do Micah. Then I'd do Studs. In the ass. |
Author: | South East Citizen [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:02 pm ] |
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blue mooner 1988 wrote: Kung Fu doesn't work in the UFC, or I haven't seen it anyway, he could do hollywood films though
It'd fucking work if you landed it. |
Author: | Danny's Studs [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:02 pm ] |
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You'd do Micah before me?! Fuck you Bastard, what kinda back-handed compliment is that?! |
Author: | blue mooner 1988 [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:06 pm ] |
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South East Citizen wrote: It'd fucking work if you landed it.
Thanks but I would require to wear football boots to do any damage |
Author: | gibbonicus_andronicus [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:35 pm ] |
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Danny's Studs wrote: You'd do Micah before me?!
Fuck you Bastard, what kinda back-handed compliment is that?! think of it as warming up before he gets to you. |
Author: | South East Citizen [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:37 pm ] |
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Danny's Studs wrote: You'd do Micah before me?!
Fuck you Bastard, what kinda back-handed compliment is that?! Given Micah's fondness for a spit roast, I'm sure some kind of compromise could be reached... |
Author: | Danny's Studs [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:36 pm ] |
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South East Citizen wrote: Given Micah's fondness for a spit roast, I'm sure some kind of compromise could be reached...
Excuse you. I hardly know him. /disgusted |
Author: | gibbonicus_andronicus [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:37 pm ] |
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i'm sure you cuold get to know him very... deeply... in a short space of time though. |
Author: | Danny's Studs [ Sat Aug 21, 2010 8:25 am ] |
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Apparently on the plane trip back to Manchester SM drew up a very plausible diagram for a perpetual motion machine. He then nailed all the stewardesses, and the co-pilot, just cos he wanted to. |
Author: | Gallagheresque [ Sat Aug 28, 2010 6:09 pm ] |
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Crashed his car he has. |
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