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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2014 11:14 am 
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Too soon? Nahhh....

Keeps
Joe Hart -Not his best season to date but there's none better, especially locally which matters.
Costel Pantilimon -Has found his role at City, great understudy and had some outstanding games.
Richard Wright -Unknown.

Defenders
Aleksandar Kolarov -Been a player for City, has contributed every season. Mixed emotions about his potential move.
Dedryck Boyata -Not seen enough, will he reach the next level? Still young. Fair to middley so far.
Gael Clichy -Hot and cold. Severely.
Joleon Lescott -Has done a job, there will be arguments that he's wasn't £32m worth (?!). I wouldn't be in tears if he left.
Martin Demichelis -Improved with the season. There are some impressive stats with he and VK come the last 1/3 of the season. For a player I wrote off at start, he was in the thick of it when counted.
Matija Nastasic -Not a starter yet.
Micah Richards -Where to for Micah?
Pablo Zabaleta -Almost a faultless season. When he arrived I begged for his departure, how things change. 9.5/10 season.
Vincent Kompany -Moved from Demi-God to GOD status this season. Show me a team he would not walk in to.

Midfielders
Fernandinho -
Jack Rodwell -Wouldn't mind losing him.
Javi Garcia -See Demichellis above.
Jesus Navas -Wicked debut season, keep it coming.
Marcos Lopes -Wicked debut season, keep it coming.
Samir Nasri -Improved again, ever so sligtly hot and cold but some of his contributions have to be seen as season winning.
David Silva - :pray:
Gareth Barry -Not sure I see an in for him.
James Milner -Super sub? Rarely didn't have an effect on a match. If he will accept not starting in the platinum squad, he's got a great future here,
Yaya Toure - :pray: :drool: :) :cool:

Strikers
Sergio Aguero - :pray:
Stevan Jovetic -Going to be a winner, young, good.
Edin Dzeko -Not the goal machine we expected him to be, frustrating, but no arguing with stepping up when required.
Alvaro Negredo -What a two halves to the season he had. An almost perfect inception, and then got really quiet. You wouldn't shift him for millions.
John Guidetti -Will he ever be what is expected?

What players do I want to see in? Come back to you, too much typing....

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 Post subject: Re: Squad audit
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Danny's Studs wrote:
Too soon? Nahhh....

Keeps
Joe Hart -Not his best season to date but there's none better, especially locally which matters.
Costel Pantilimon -Has found his role at City, great understudy and had some outstanding games. Leaving evidently
Richard Wright -Unknown. Older than Me

Defenders
Aleksandar Kolarov -Been a player for City, has contributed every season. Mixed emotions about his potential move. Keep him
Dedryck Boyata -Not seen enough, will he reach the next level? Still young. Fair to middley so far Goodbye.
Gael Clichy -Hot and cold. Severely. Chaud et froid
Joleon Lescott -Has done a job, there will be arguments that he's wasn't £32m worth (?!). I wouldn't be in tears if he left. Bye
Martin Demichelis -Improved with the season. There are some impressive stats with he and VK come the last 1/3 of the season. For a player I wrote off at start, he was in the thick of it when counted. If na\stasic gets better he can go
Matija Nastasic -Not a starter yet. See above
Micah Richards -Where to for Micah? Arse in a Sagna swap
Pablo Zabaleta -Almost a faultless season. When he arrived I begged for his departure, how things change. 9.5/10 season.
Vincent Kompany -Moved from Demi-God to GOD status this season. Show me a team he would not walk in to.

Midfielders
Fernandinho -Promising
Jack Rodwell -Wouldn't mind losing him. Should never have been bought
Javi Garcia -See Demichellis above. Bye
Jesus Navas -Wicked debut season, keep it coming.
Marcos Lopes -Wicked debut season, keep it coming.
Samir Nasri -Improved again, ever so sligtly hot and cold but some of his contributions have to be seen as season winning.
David Silva - :pray:
Gareth Barry -Not sure I see an in for him. Everton will cough up
James Milner -Super sub? Rarely didn't have an effect on a match. If he will accept not starting in the platinum squad, he's got a great future here,
Yaya Toure - :pray: :drool: :) :cool: Best be nice to him then

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Sergio Aguero - :pray:
Stevan Jovetic -Going to be a winner, young, good.
Edin Dzeko -Not the goal machine we expected him to be, frustrating, but no arguing with stepping up when required.
Alvaro Negredo -What a two halves to the season he had. An almost perfect inception, and then got really quiet. You wouldn't shift him for millions.
John Guidetti -Will he ever be what is expected?

What players do I want to see in? Come back to you, too much typing....

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 Post subject: Re: Squad audit
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2014 11:23 pm 
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Too soon? Nahhh....

Keeps
Joe Hart -Not his best season to date but there's none better, especially locally which matters.
Costel Pantilimon -Has found his role at City, great understudy and had some outstanding games.
Richard Wright -Unknown.

Defenders
Aleksandar Kolarov -Been a player for City, has contributed every season. Mixed emotions about his potential move. not sure how many better left backs there are though, that are attainable at least. would need replacing.
Dedryck Boyata -Not seen enough, will he reach the next level? Still young. Fair to middley so far. carling cup player at his current level of development, could come good though.
Gael Clichy -Hot and cold. Severely. see above abnout left backs. has pace and is better than kolarov defensively, but not as useful in attack.
Joleon Lescott -Has done a job, there will be arguments that he's wasn't £32m worth (?!). I wouldn't be in tears if he left. needs replacing, unless either nasty or, less likely, boyata step up a notch.
Martin Demichelis -Improved with the season. There are some impressive stats with he and VK come the last 1/3 of the season. For a player I wrote off at start, he was in the thick of it when counted. impressed from the barca game and onwards tbh.
Matija Nastasic -Not a starter yet.
Micah Richards -Where to for Micah? arsenal, or somewhere he'll get played. bit guted really, before the olympics and the associated knack he was awesome. just not been the same since, and zaba has powered on and nailed the right back slot.
Pablo Zabaleta -Almost a faultless season. When he arrived I begged for his departure, how things change. 9.5/10 season.
Vincent Kompany -Moved from Demi-God to GOD status this season. Show me a team he would not walk in to. true enough, but he has had moments of disaster this season, arguably more than demichelis tbh.

Midfielders
Fernandinho - good acquisition, not sure why he wasn't being played as much towards the ernd of the season.
Jack Rodwell -Wouldn't mind losing him.pointless buy, like sinclair.
Javi Garcia -See Demichellis above. he was awful, and has lately shown he can really do a job closing games out. very useful.
Jesus Navas -Wicked debut season, keep it coming. but again, not used as much towards the end of the season.
Marcos Lopes -Wicked debut season, keep it coming. very good prospect, see him in the final of the carling cup next year and a few more league games.
Samir Nasri -Improved again, ever so sligtly hot and cold but some of his contributions have to be seen as season winning.
David Silva - :pray:
Gareth Barry -Not sure I see an in for him. end of contract in july isn't it? he'll be staying at everton.
James Milner -Super sub? Rarely didn't have an effect on a match. If he will accept not starting in the platinum squad, he's got a great future here, be awful to lose jimmy tbh, he's reliably capable in both attack and defence, and his workrate is something else. he's had one or two shocking games this season though.
Yaya Toure - :pray: :drool: :) :cool: cup winning and league winning goals. how much of what's been achieved has been on his back?

Strikers
Sergio Aguero - :pray: dodgy hammys, but then that's the devil's price for this level of ability.
Stevan Jovetic -Going to be a winner, young, good. hopefully be fit more than a third of next season
Edin Dzeko -Not the goal machine we expected him to be, frustrating, but no arguing with stepping up when required. vital goals when other's weren't scoring them
Alvaro Negredo -What a two halves to the season he had. An almost perfect inception, and then got really quiet. You wouldn't shift him for millions. hopefully the beast of before the west ham game will be with us again next season
John Guidetti -Will he ever be what is expected? depends what you expect...

What players do I want to see in? Come back to you, too much typing....

central defender, as i feel lescott is gone and boyata is not up to it. and either one or two left backs, or just one and another who can play both sides. strikers and mids, as long as no one leaves, are pretty well staffed. if milner went it'd be nice to replace him with someone as versatile. what position does pogba play, not seen enough of him tbh. there's another juve player, vidal, but he'd prolly cost more than ffp would allow, given the defensive requirements.

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 Post subject: Re: Squad audit
PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2014 2:54 pm 
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Keeps
Joe Hart - Good but not top level. Sell
Costel Pantilimon - Could be 3rd choice I guess. Keep
Richard Wright - Please.... Get rid

Defenders
Aleksandar Kolarov - Should be kept and played ahead of Clichy Keep
Dedryck Boyata - Awful. Sell
Gael Clichy - Not Premiership standard. Sell
Joleon Lescott - What a waste of money! Get rid
Martin Demichelis - Ok I suppose should really replace. Sell/Keep.
Matija Nastasic - Looks good from what I've seen. Keep
Micah Richards - Wasted talent. Keep
Pablo Zabaleta - Nearly as good as the best RB in the league Seamus Coleman. Keep
Vincent Kompany - Downward spiral, cash in now before he's finished. Sell

Midfielders
Fernandinho - Ok start. Keep
Jack Rodwell - What a waste of money! Sell
Javi Garcia - Meh. Care
Jesus Navas - Ok start. Keep
Marcos Lopes - Meh. Care
Samir Nasri - Inconsistent, give back to Arsenal. Sell
David Silva - Never really got back to his top form. Sell
Gareth Barry - Too old now. Get rid
James Milner - Overrated. Works hard but so do I. Sell
Yaya Toure - Happy Birthday. Sell

Strikers
Sergio Aguero - He's hot. Keep
Stevan Jovetic - Looks ok. Keep
Edin Dzeko - A slight upgrade on Nicklas Bendtner. Swap with Bendtner and ask for £20m extra.
Alvaro Negredo - Beast but seems to have lost his bottle. Sell
John Guidetti - Will never get his chance. Sell


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 Post subject: Re: Squad audit
PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2014 3:05 pm 
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Keeps
Joe Hart - Good but not top level. Sell
Costel Pantilimon - Could be 3rd choice I guess. Keep
Richard Wright - Please.... Get rid

Defenders
Aleksandar Kolarov - Should be kept and played ahead of Clichy Keep
Dedryck Boyata - Awful. Sell
Gael Clichy - Not Premiership standard. Sell
Joleon Lescott - What a waste of money! Get rid
Martin Demichelis - Ok I suppose should really replace. Sell/Keep.
Matija Nastasic - Looks good from what I've seen. Keep
Micah Richards - Wasted talent. Keep
Pablo Zabaleta - Nearly as good as the best RB in the league Seamus Coleman. Keep
Vincent Kompany - Downward spiral, cash in now before he's finished. Sell

Midfielders
Fernandinho - Ok start. Keep
Jack Rodwell - What a waste of money! Sell
Javi Garcia - Meh. Care
Jesus Navas - Ok start. Keep
Marcos Lopes - Meh. Care
Samir Nasri - Inconsistent, give back to Arsenal. Sell
David Silva - Never really got back to his top form. Sell
Gareth Barry - Too old now. Get rid
James Milner - Overrated. Works hard but so do I. Sell
Yaya Toure - Happy Birthday. Sell

Strikers
Sergio Aguero - He's hot. Keep
Stevan Jovetic - Looks ok. Keep
Edin Dzeko - A slight upgrade on Nicklas Bendtner. Swap with Bendtner and ask for £20m extra.
Alvaro Negredo - Beast but seems to have lost his bottle. Sell
John Guidetti - Will never get his chance. Sell


Then just buy Messi and Ronaldo with all the sales fees.

can you get me some lsd too..i cant get it anymore..

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 Post subject: Re: Squad audit
PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2014 3:09 pm 
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Go back to your Everton forum twerp.


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 Post subject: Re: Squad audit
PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2014 3:12 pm 
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Is Kippax an Everton fan? :think:


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 Post subject: Re: Squad audit
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 Post subject: Re: Squad audit
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What's been found out about me exactly?


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 Post subject: Re: Squad audit
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What's been found out about me exactly?

That your not a city fan and your straight.. :mad:

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 Post subject: Re: Squad audit
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BlueMaineMan wrote:
Keeps
Joe Hart - Good but not top level. Sell
Costel Pantilimon - Could be 3rd choice I guess. Keep
Richard Wright - Please.... Get rid

Defenders
Aleksandar Kolarov - Should be kept and played ahead of Clichy Keep
Dedryck Boyata - Awful. Sell
Gael Clichy - Not Premiership standard. Sell
Joleon Lescott - What a waste of money! Get rid
Martin Demichelis - Ok I suppose should really replace. Sell/Keep.
Matija Nastasic - Looks good from what I've seen. Keep
Micah Richards - Wasted talent. Keep
Pablo Zabaleta - Nearly as good as the best RB in the league Seamus Coleman. Keep
Vincent Kompany - Downward spiral, cash in now before he's finished. Sell

Midfielders
Fernandinho - Ok start. Keep
Jack Rodwell - What a waste of money! Sell
Javi Garcia - Meh. Care
Jesus Navas - Ok start. Keep
Marcos Lopes - Meh. Care
Samir Nasri - Inconsistent, give back to Arsenal. Sell
David Silva - Never really got back to his top form. Sell
Gareth Barry - Too old now. Get rid
James Milner - Overrated. Works hard but so do I. Sell
Yaya Toure - Happy Birthday. Sell

Strikers
Sergio Aguero - He's hot. Keep
Stevan Jovetic - Looks ok. Keep
Edin Dzeko - A slight upgrade on Nicklas Bendtner. Swap with Bendtner and ask for £20m extra.
Alvaro Negredo - Beast but seems to have lost his bottle. Sell
John Guidetti - Will never get his chance. Sell


Then just buy Messi and Ronaldo with all the sales fees.


He's either a wind up or incredibly ignorant.
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 Post subject: Re: Squad audit
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Everton have a better team than City.
Zabaleta is nearly as good as Seamus Coleman.
We should sell Silva.

He's a dickhead Everton fan with too much time on his hands.


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Is Kippax an Everton fan? :think:


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Keeps
Joe Hart - Terrific since he came back in the team
Costel Pantilimon - Solid no 2.
Richard Wright - Probs time to replace him with that kid from the academy

Defenders
Aleksandar Kolarov - Good season, good song. Probs go back to Italy I think. Will be interesting to see who we replace him with...
Dedryck Boyata - Will probs stay if only to fill the homegrown quota
Gael Clichy - Should stay. Have a bit of a soft spot for him, albeit he should be second choice LB now I think.
Joleon Lescott - Served his time well and leaves with head high, four major honours to his name.
Martin Demichelis - Lack of pace is an obvious worry, but super-solid at Prem level once he'd settled.
Matija Nastasic - time for him to battle back in. confidence looked to have dropped. needs to find the form of 12-13 again or he'll be out of the door next summer.
Micah Richards - will probs end up at Arsenal and be excellent for them. good luck to him.
Pablo Zabaleta - the perfect RB. one of the best players in the league without a shadow of a doubt.
Vincent Kompany - not much more to say. dropped a few bollocks but still pretty much peerless over the course of a season.

Midfielders
Fernandinho - what a fucking season he's had. tremendous. did not expect that. has the engine of an 18 year old, but full of guile and nous.
Jack Rodwell - never fit for very long. which was a major surprise. needs to go to some lower table nobodies like Everton where he'd get a game.
Javi Garcia - turns out he can play after all. Abattoir Blue pointed out that he's learnt to move the ball on quicker and seems to have settled into the Prem pace. keep.
Jesus Navas - needs to build on a 7.5/10 first season. can have more of an impact I think.
Marcos Lopes - promising.
Samir Nasri - big game player and seems to have really enjoyed himself this season. match winner when the balls are against the wall.
David Silva - *rubs cock*
Gareth Barry - time for him to move on. looks OK in an average team like Everton. not sure they can afford him though. :'(
James Milner - understandable if he wants to move on, but will be tough to replace. top man.
Yaya Toure - legend.

Strikers
Sergio Aguero - *inserts finger into anus*
Stevan Jovetic - needs to stay fit, the brittle cunt. looks a player though. like his attitude too.
Edin Dzeko - frustrating. could be bagging 30 a season if he'd pull his head out of his arse in probs half the matches he plays in.
Alvaro Negredo - been dogshit since his injury. needs to chill over the summer. I'll gladly spend the summer rubbing him down. and up.
John Guidetti - fat little shit. what is he even for?


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also..fucking mega lolz at bastards post..
Quality foruming sir... :TopHat1

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