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I'm going to see if Emigre will design us a logo.

It's a fucking chart. Like the Pop Charts, but for popularity.

When Mika goes into the pop charts, there isn't some twat who says "Ah, you've sold 17000 singles Mika. Well Done. Unfortunately however you're not going to get into the pop charts because I've decided to divide the record's sales by the number of times Ken Bruce has played it on his mid-morning Radio 2 show."

You're trying to kill Mika's career here M-ho. Fuck you. :mad:

Your maths is fucked up bro. Leave it to the brainy kids yeah?

To begin with we'll have a one-off award for the highest no of views. A thank you for pulling in so much business in the last 3 years or whatever. We'll call this figure [SIZE="3"]N[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]0[/SIZE].

After the first month each poster will have a new total, well call this new figure [SIZE="3"]N[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]1[/SIZE]. The chart at the end of the first month will be based on [SIZE="3"]N[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]1[/SIZE] - [SIZE="3"]N[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]0[/SIZE].

The chart at the end of month x will be based on [SIZE="3"]N[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]X[/SIZE] - [SIZE="3"]N[/SIZE][SIZE="1"](X-1)[/SIZE]

Popularity scoring

Mho - 0.467
Bastard - 0.445
SEC - 0.221

You're not doing so bad Bastard. :cool:

2497 / 5114 = 0.488

I like Milnerinho's method.

I can't even see how man people have viewed me. I HATE you and I HATE this thread.

Author:	Gallagheresque [ Sun May 08, 2011 1:10 am ]
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If this is gonna turn into some Geometric Timetable division plus yer cat, i don't really care. We are all special on this forum. Except Jackdick.

Author:	BiscuitBlueCheese [ Sun May 08, 2011 1:11 am ]
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Bastard wrote: I'm going to see if Emigre will design us a logo. emi j. gre, don't you mean.

Author:	Bastard [ Sun May 08, 2011 1:11 am ]
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It's a fucking chart. Like the Pop Charts, but for popularity. When Mika goes into the pop charts, there isn't some twat who says "Ah, you've sold 17000 singles Mika. Well Done. Unfortunately however you're not going to get into the pop charts because I've decided to divide the record's sales by the number of times Ken Bruce has played it on his mid-morning Radio 2 show." You're trying to kill Mika's career here M-ho. Fuck you.

Author:	Gallagheresque [ Sun May 08, 2011 1:12 am ]
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E=MC Squared. Fry yer head .

Author:	Gallagheresque [ Sun May 08, 2011 1:13 am ]
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Bastard wrote: It's a fucking chart. Like the Pop Charts, but for popularity. When Mika goes into the pop charts, there isn't some twat who says "Ah, you've sold 17000 singles Mika. Well Done. Unfortunately however you're not going to get into the pop charts because I've decided to divide the record's sales by the number of times Ken Bruce has played it on his mid-morning Radio 2 show." You're trying to kill Mika's career here M-ho. Fuck you. Mika killed his own career when he fell off the number 82.

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Author:	Milnerinho [ Sun May 08, 2011 1:15 am ]
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Bastard wrote: It's a fucking chart. Like the Pop Charts, but for popularity. When Mika goes into the pop charts, there isn't some twat who says "Ah, you've sold 17000 singles Mika. Well Done. Unfortunately however you're not going to get into the pop charts because I've decided to divide the record's sales by the number of times Ken Bruce has played it on his mid-morning Radio 2 show." You're trying to kill Mika's career here M-ho. Fuck you. Yeah but time is a factor. In your system Michael Jackson's Thriller would top the album chart every week because it has the highest total number of sales. I'm trying to help you Jack; if we don't iron this out before the day shift look it over with fresh eyes you're going to look like a fucking prick.

Author:	Bastard [ Sun May 08, 2011 1:22 am ]
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Your system punishes the hard workers. My system is much fairer. Don't we all want to live in a fairer society?

Author:	Milnerinho [ Sun May 08, 2011 1:35 am ]
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Of course we all want to live in a fairer society and hard work is commendable (the vast majority of your posts are hard work) but lets not confuse hard work with quality. I think if we divide the total number of posts (P) by total profile views (V) we should get some idea of the value of each post. P / V = Q

Author:	Milnerinho [ Sun May 08, 2011 1:52 am ]
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Author:	Bastard [ Sun May 08, 2011 1:52 am ]
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Your maths is fucked up bro. Leave it to the brainy kids yeah? To begin with we'll have a one-off award for the highest no of views. A thank you for pulling in so much business in the last 3 years or whatever. We'll call this figure [SIZE="3"]N[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]0[/SIZE]. After the first month each poster will have a new total, well call this new figure [SIZE="3"]N[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]1[/SIZE]. The chart at the end of the first month will be based on [SIZE="3"]N[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]1[/SIZE] - [SIZE="3"]N[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]0[/SIZE]. The chart at the end of month x will be based on [SIZE="3"]N[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]X[/SIZE] - [SIZE="3"]N[/SIZE][SIZE="1"](X-1)[/SIZE]

Author:	Milnerinho [ Sun May 08, 2011 8:42 am ]
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Bastard wrote: Your maths is fucked up bro. Leave it to the brainy kids yeah? To begin with we'll have a one-off award for the highest no of views. A thank you for pulling in so much business in the last 3 years or whatever. We'll call this figure [SIZE="3"]N[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]0[/SIZE]. After the first month each poster will have a new total, well call this new figure [SIZE="3"]N[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]1[/SIZE]. The chart at the end of the first month will be based on [SIZE="3"]N[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]1[/SIZE] - [SIZE="3"]N[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]0[/SIZE]. The chart at the end of month x will be based on [SIZE="3"]N[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]X[/SIZE] - [SIZE="3"]N[/SIZE][SIZE="1"](X-1)[/SIZE] Now we're getting somewhere. Your number is only so high because you fucked off and I kept checking your profile to see if you were dead and knock one out.

Author:	DarloBlue [ Sun May 08, 2011 8:45 am ]
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Milnerinho wrote: Popularity scoring Mho - 0.467 Bastard - 0.445 SEC - 0.221 You're not doing so bad Bastard. 2497 / 5114 = 0.488 I like Milnerinho's method.

Author:	Bastard [ Sun May 08, 2011 8:54 am ]
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Get fucked.

Author:	Milnerinho [ Sun May 08, 2011 8:55 am ]
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DarloBlue wrote: 2497 / 5114 = 0.488 I like Milnerinho's method. I think you've proved it doesn't work. That number is only so high because I kept checking your profile to see if you were going to compile the predictions thread league table and knock one out.

Author:	Bastard [ Sun May 08, 2011 9:03 am ]
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Hey Studs! Have you seen that photo of Amy in my album? It's practically an uppie.

Author:	Danny's Studs [ Sun May 08, 2011 9:13 am ]
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Oh yeh, I am winning. Well whaddya know. Right, to pics of Amy! Who is hot btw but she is prone to weirdness. Like recently making her profile pic....oh who was it, it was either a red scouse player or a rag. It was fucking weird. Also she is a bandit for makeup. Ridiculously good rig though, I mean she is in GOOTEN nick. What I wouldn't do to get her on my workbench, PHWOAR!

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Author:	Danny's Studs [ Sun May 08, 2011 8:56 am ]
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I can't even see how man people have viewed me. I HATE you and I HATE this thread.

Author:	Bastard [ Sun May 08, 2011 9:02 am ]
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Danny's Studs wrote: I can't even see how man people have viewed me. I HATE you and I HATE this thread. Don't fall for this piece of crap guys - he's trying to get more people to look at his profile under the pretence of telling him his [SIZE="3"]N[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]0[/SIZE] figure. Gamesmanship already Studs?

Author:	DarloBlue [ Sun May 08, 2011 9:03 am ]
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Danny's Studs wrote: I can't even see how man people have viewed me. I HATE you and I HATE this thread. You're winning. Squidge is on 5000 and I refuse to accept he is more popular than Bastard. Therefore his method also fails.

Author:	Milnerinho [ Sun May 08, 2011 9:07 am ]
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Jeez 'tard you're so right, fuckin Danny. Danny Its easy; if you click on my name in this post and view my profile, in the bottom right corner it shows the last 10 people to look at my profile and the total number of views. Easy.