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Micahrichardsatemybaby wrote:
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Danny should be some kind of teacher in the new world order. A sharer of knowledge

That diagram is sheer genius! :D

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How do you teach some a wank? Is it the same way you teach someone a golf swing?
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How do you teach some a wank? Is it the same way you teach someone a golf swing?

No, that's called a reacharound.....

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Micahrichardsatemybaby wrote:
I was woozy from all the rohypnol we'd drunk. I say "we"...

Basically you use your non-preferred hand and an away and left cranking motion, leaving the other hand free to perform other complicated tasks. He's a visionary


That's not bad but a little off the mark but your words are very complimentary, if I can take up from where you started;

Using your non-preferred hand, and gripping with thumb closest to shaft (as opposed to bell) you 'crank' and in a motion not straight but
away and to the side of which hand you are using.

I got more, have I talked you through the; over-hand/under-leg technique? It requires a chair. It's a stone cold classic.

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Micahrichardsatemybaby wrote:
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Knowledge is the bomb....

Ill be back in 3 minutes give or take....

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No, that's called a reacharound.....


My golf instructor has a lot of explaining to do.
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Benny wrote:
and upskirts. Let's not forget the upskirts.


Yes. A teacher of upskirts. Yes!

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Knowledge is the bomb....

Ill be back in 3 minutes give or take....


Surely in this situation it's both??

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That's not bad but a little off the mark but your words are very complimentary, if I can take up from where you started;

Using your non-preferred hand, and gripping with thumb closest to shaft (as opposed to bell) you 'crank' and in a motion not straight but
away and to the side of which hand you are using.

I got more, have I talked you through the; over-hand/under-leg technique? It requires a chair. It's a stone cold classic.


No, please tell, I'm intrigued

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Surely in this situation it's both??


Precisely ...:D

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from removing dead accounts, to forum nazism, to wanking techniques.

Only on here!

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Danny's Studs wrote:
That's not bad but a little off the mark but your words are very complimentary, if I can take up from where you started;

Using your non-preferred hand, and gripping with thumb closest to shaft (as opposed to bell) you 'crank' and in a motion not straight but
away and to the side of which hand you are using.

I got more, have I talked you through the; over-hand/under-leg technique? It requires a chair. It's a stone cold classic.


i'm actually flabberghasted. well done danny, well done.

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MRAMB, did I send you a Facebook graffiti of one of *my techniques?

*I cant claim them to all be mine but I am someone who is classifying and giving actual technique to the various. I might write a book. I got at least 12. Working on more.

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from removing dead accounts, to forum nazism, to wanking techniques.

Only on here!


all in 70 posts. *applauds*

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MRAMB, did I send you a Facebook graffiti of one of *my techniques?

*I cant claim them to all be mine but I am someone who is classifying and giving actual technique to the various. I might write a book. I got at least 12. Working on more.


Yeah, that graf up there is yours.

Your book can be required reading when the revolution comes. A bible for our times

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Micahrichardsatemybaby wrote:
Yeah, that graf up there is yours.

Your book can be required reading when the revolution cums. A bible for our times


Better

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Tis a smutty revolution

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I cant see the graffiti up there! But I just found it on my FB anyways. I'm very proud.

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Micahrichardsatemybaby wrote:
Yeah, that graf up there is yours.

Your book can be required reading when the revolution comes. A bible for our times


and more readable than mein kampf as well. or maybe it could be the handbook for the youth movement, lot of eager young people would need relevant instruction.

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I cant see the graffiti up there! But I just found it on my FB anyways. I'm very proud.


I can't either.

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