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We'll start by annexing Happy Axeman and all the weak chaff. WEAKNESS MUST NOT BE TOLERATED. For too long we City posters have allowed the festering evil of the noob to pervade our once pure society. Well no more. NO MORE!! Other forums shall fall in our path as we unite the City forces on the internet and move to conquer the great enemies in our midst - the rag, the spud, the pig - and we shall rightfully assume our place at the head of the New Empire!!

Or something. :confused:


sounds good to go. do we have a special walk yet, or a handshake or somethign that lets other forumites know we're part of the solution?

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good try. should insert "Pride in Battle" somewhere though.


How about "The Third version shall last a thousand years!!!"


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We need Emigre Speer to design us a badge that will strike fear into the heart of those other places.

Then we need tanks. Lots of tanks. Virtual ones though.

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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
sounds good to go. do we have a special walk yet, or a handshake or somethign that lets other forumites know we're part of the solution?



You're supposed to have your forum name on the back of your replica kit but in Brazilian.

Mine is "NEBULOSO"


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sounds good to go. do we have a special walk yet, or a handshake or somethign that lets other forumites know we're part of the solution?


I read that as a special wank. And yes, I do.

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I'll be a leader of our secret police, provided you supply me with a bushy moustache and a smart uniform

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Whether he joins or not, we'll be fine this season, and then in the Summer we will build a stunning team, the perfect blend of our youth players, stars and solid signings.


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The world is a beautiful place. You must go into it and love everyone. Try to make everyone happy, and bring peace and contentment everywhere you go. And so I became a waiter ... Well, it's not much of a philosophy I know ... but well ... fuck you! I can live my own life in my own way if I want to! Fuck off!


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Benny wrote:
I read that as a special wank. And yes, I do.


Danny's Studs taught me a special wank

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Whether he joins or not, we'll be fine this season, and then in the Summer we will build a stunning team, the perfect blend of our youth players, stars and solid signings.


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The world is a beautiful place. You must go into it and love everyone. Try to make everyone happy, and bring peace and contentment everywhere you go. And so I became a waiter ... Well, it's not much of a philosophy I know ... but well ... fuck you! I can live my own life in my own way if I want to! Fuck off!


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Micahrichardsatemybaby wrote:
Danny's Studs taught me a special wank


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I'll be a leader of our secret police, provided you supply me with a bushy moustache and a smart uniform


i think it would suit you.

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Micahrichardsatemybaby wrote:
Danny's Studs taught me a special wank


that needs explaining.
not the stranger is it?

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I was woozy from all the rohypnol we'd drunk. I say "we"...

Basically you use your non-preferred hand and an away and left cranking motion, leaving the other hand free to perform other complicated tasks. He's a visionary

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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
that needs explaining.
not the stranger is it?


If it's from Danny, it's prolly upskirt related.

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GermanCityFan wrote:
i think it would suit you.


Being a fascist bully, or a nice moustache and pressed slacks?

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The world is a beautiful place. You must go into it and love everyone. Try to make everyone happy, and bring peace and contentment everywhere you go. And so I became a waiter ... Well, it's not much of a philosophy I know ... but well ... fuck you! I can live my own life in my own way if I want to! Fuck off!


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Micahrichardsatemybaby wrote:
Being a fascist bully, or a nice moustache and pressed slacks?


both, i suggest!

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Imagine you wearing this moustache:

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and that uniform:

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and then screaming and shouting at noobs. Delicious.

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GermanCityFan wrote:
both, i suggest!


Me:

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Whether he joins or not, we'll be fine this season, and then in the Summer we will build a stunning team, the perfect blend of our youth players, stars and solid signings.


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The world is a beautiful place. You must go into it and love everyone. Try to make everyone happy, and bring peace and contentment everywhere you go. And so I became a waiter ... Well, it's not much of a philosophy I know ... but well ... fuck you! I can live my own life in my own way if I want to! Fuck off!


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GermanCityFan wrote:
Imagine you wearing this moustache:

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and that uniform:

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and then screaming and shouting at noobs. Delicious.


Yours is better actually

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Whether he joins or not, we'll be fine this season, and then in the Summer we will build a stunning team, the perfect blend of our youth players, stars and solid signings.


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The world is a beautiful place. You must go into it and love everyone. Try to make everyone happy, and bring peace and contentment everywhere you go. And so I became a waiter ... Well, it's not much of a philosophy I know ... but well ... fuck you! I can live my own life in my own way if I want to! Fuck off!


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Micahrichardsatemybaby wrote:
Danny's Studs taught me a special wank


I go away for 10 minutes and miss all the educational stuff dammit...:mad:

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I go away for 10 minutes and miss all the educational stuff dammit...:mad:


Image

There.

Danny should be some kind of teacher in the new world order. A sharer of knowledge

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Whether he joins or not, we'll be fine this season, and then in the Summer we will build a stunning team, the perfect blend of our youth players, stars and solid signings.


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The world is a beautiful place. You must go into it and love everyone. Try to make everyone happy, and bring peace and contentment everywhere you go. And so I became a waiter ... Well, it's not much of a philosophy I know ... but well ... fuck you! I can live my own life in my own way if I want to! Fuck off!


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Micahrichardsatemybaby wrote:
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There.

Danny should be some kind of teacher in the new world order. A sharer of knowledge


and upskirts. Let's not forget the upskirts.

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