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Author:  Bastard [ Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:43 pm ]
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My wanger's too fucking big. Can't get a pair of trunks to fit properly for love nor money.

Any advice on penis reduction Mickey Finn?

Author:  Shimmer [ Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:16 pm ]
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Danny's Studs wrote:
Very small Shimms.


then you have amazing skills. because i see stories about woman on the forum from you

Author:  BiscuitBlueCheese [ Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:42 am ]
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Bastard wrote:
My wanger's too fucking big. Can't get a pair of trunks to fit properly for love nor money.

Any advice on penis reduction Mickey Finn?


Imagine Margaret Thatcher naked

Actually...

Author:  gibbonicus_andronicus [ Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:54 am ]
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the former mrs bobbitt should have some tips. don't forget the tourniquet though.

Author:  kippax_in_my_blood [ Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:45 am ]
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FinCityFan wrote:
edit: Didn't work. :(


Great thread...
Id like a 10 incher.....but theres no way im chopping 2 inches off mine...:D

No seriously though, mines only 4 inches, but some like it that wide..

No really, its only 2 inches...................From the fucking floor...:rolleyes:


yes i know lame cock jokes for infantile idiots...I freely admit it.:approve:

Author:  Danny's Studs [ Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:49 am ]
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kippax_in_my_blood wrote:
Great thread...
Id like a 10 incher.....but theres no way im chopping 2 inches off mine...:D

No seriously though, mines only 4 inches, but some like it that wide..

No really, its only 2 inches...................From the fucking floor...:rolleyes:


yes i know lame cock jokes for infantile idiots...I freely admit it.:approve:


well he started it. ;)

Author:  kippax_in_my_blood [ Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:57 am ]
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Danny's Studs wrote:
well he started it. ;)


:D

Author:  Paddington Blue [ Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:44 pm ]
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Shimmer wrote:
then you have amazing skills. because i see stories about woman on the forum from you


well women don't know how big your cock is until you have them in bed. unless you just whack it out and shout 'fancy a bit love?'.

maybe thats where i've been going wrong all this time.

Author:  BiscuitBlueCheese [ Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:02 pm ]
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Paddington Blue wrote:
well women don't know how big your cock is until you have them in bed. unless you just whack it out and shout 'fancy a bit love?'.

maybe thats where i've been going wrong all this time.


You're not wearing tight enough trousers

Author:  gibbonicus_andronicus [ Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:42 pm ]
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tightness matters not, when they're round his ankles after popping that question.

Author:  FinCityFan [ Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:50 am ]
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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
ah yes, and drunk, forgot that bit.


I just had to...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUyFg9xoPKk

Author:  Shimmer [ Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:22 pm ]
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Paddington Blue wrote:
well women don't know how big your cock is until you have them in bed. unless you just whack it out and shout 'fancy a bit love?'.

maybe thats where i've been going wrong all this time.


there are always gossips you know

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