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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:43 pm 
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My wanger's too fucking big. Can't get a pair of trunks to fit properly for love nor money.

Any advice on penis reduction Mickey Finn?

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Very small Shimms.


then you have amazing skills. because i see stories about woman on the forum from you

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Bastard wrote:
My wanger's too fucking big. Can't get a pair of trunks to fit properly for love nor money.

Any advice on penis reduction Mickey Finn?


Imagine Margaret Thatcher naked

Actually...


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the former mrs bobbitt should have some tips. don't forget the tourniquet though.

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FinCityFan wrote:
edit: Didn't work. :(


Great thread...
Id like a 10 incher.....but theres no way im chopping 2 inches off mine...:D

No seriously though, mines only 4 inches, but some like it that wide..

No really, its only 2 inches...................From the fucking floor...:rolleyes:


yes i know lame cock jokes for infantile idiots...I freely admit it.:approve:

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kippax_in_my_blood wrote:
Great thread...
Id like a 10 incher.....but theres no way im chopping 2 inches off mine...:D

No seriously though, mines only 4 inches, but some like it that wide..

No really, its only 2 inches...................From the fucking floor...:rolleyes:


yes i know lame cock jokes for infantile idiots...I freely admit it.:approve:


well he started it. ;)

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well he started it. ;)


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then you have amazing skills. because i see stories about woman on the forum from you


well women don't know how big your cock is until you have them in bed. unless you just whack it out and shout 'fancy a bit love?'.

maybe thats where i've been going wrong all this time.

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well women don't know how big your cock is until you have them in bed. unless you just whack it out and shout 'fancy a bit love?'.

maybe thats where i've been going wrong all this time.


You're not wearing tight enough trousers


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tightness matters not, when they're round his ankles after popping that question.

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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
ah yes, and drunk, forgot that bit.


I just had to...

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Paddington Blue wrote:
well women don't know how big your cock is until you have them in bed. unless you just whack it out and shout 'fancy a bit love?'.

maybe thats where i've been going wrong all this time.


there are always gossips you know

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