All of them of course.
It is a trick question, innit?!
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| Author: | Bastard [ Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:32 pm ] |
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slart's claimed some spurious literary heritage behind his name in the past. I've always had my doubts. Today The Forum will decide once and for all the real mark of the man! Is slart: 1. A slimy or "slippery" fart. Often one of those symptoms associated with your common hangover or gassy and/or upset stomach. "OH...ummm... I uhh.. I SLARTed and I gotta go!!!... and sorry about your couch dude..." 2. A fart that escapes during sleep, sometimes waking the slarter him(her)self. I do love him, but his slarts may be a deal breaker, I dunno. 3. Another word for a slut. Yo slart, get yo fat ass over here. Why not go fuck that slart. Dude, your girlfriend is a dirty slart. What a fucken slart. 4. Too tarty to be a slut, and not good enough to be a tart. you total slart, either take some clothes off, or put more makeup on. 5. Virtual art done in the virtual world Second Life. That is one amazing piece of SLart! 6. A term originating in Yorkshire that describes a sum of liquid greater than a drop being emitted from a funnel or dispenser. Usually describing vinegar. "Put a couple o' slarts o' vinegar on my chips would ya love." 7. A fart emitted by a slut, or a slut that smells like farts. I should have never given that hooker tacos. Now my car smells like a slart. 8. Someone from some sci fi book. |
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| Author: | slart [ Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:36 pm ] |
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Number 8 of course but I'd be proud if it was number 4. |
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| Author: | Half Bassman Half Biscuit [ Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:36 pm ] |
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1. It's definitely a slippery fart. |
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| Author: | Timpblue [ Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:37 pm ] |
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number 4 that's just sooooooooo it sci fi? my arse |
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| Author: | slart [ Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:39 pm ] |
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I'm glad this is a public poll. I know who I have to bottle next time I'm in Mary D's. |
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| Author: | I Heart Lung [ Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:40 pm ] |
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I've gone for number six. ESM would definitely say that. |
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| Author: | gibbonicus_andronicus [ Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:46 pm ] |
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ESM's vinegar strokes - excellent user name. |
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| Author: | Frank Blue [ Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:48 pm ] |
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All of them of course. It is a trick question, innit?!
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| Author: | kippax_in_my_blood [ Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:07 pm ] |
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I went for slut fart...it appeals to me for some reason... 
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| Author: | Bastard [ Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:44 pm ] |
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I voted for 4, but I hope I'm wrong. I like slart and don't like to think of him stuck in an eternal limbo between slut and tart. 
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| Author: | South East Citizen [ Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:47 pm ] |
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Slarti buttfest - character from Hitchhikers Guide innit. |
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| Author: | Bert Trautmanns neck brace [ Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:05 pm ] |
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How disappointing. I was hoping for some character from Joyce or JP Donleavy or even Oscar Wilde. |
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